Math is amazing!

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• the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take your age when you were born.
  Divide by your current age.
  ERR

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• cr78bw@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs…

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.

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  • ArtVandelay@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you Terrence Howard?

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was thinking Tom Lehrer.

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.

      disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.

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• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  take your credit card number

  add 2

  that’s your credit card number plus two

  post it

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  • nucleative@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    4444 4444 4444 4446

    Damn you’re right

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• myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.

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• locahosr443@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  COVID made this accurate

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you’d marry

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was told to never do math not even once

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because your real age is white

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• moog@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take your age That’s your age

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s communist speak, where’s the profit!

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  • Contemporarium@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Woah.

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• TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got 5318008

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It means you’re using JavaScript.

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• slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

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• 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you’ve been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    0?

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Turns out I was the joker the entire time.

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  • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No

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    • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look under your foreskin.

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    • Freshparsnip@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      NO?

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh neat, it’s my ssn!

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
  Guys? I don’t like it here…

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  • refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like the least convenient form of time travel.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If it makes you feel any better it sucks now as well.

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• froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what’s 9 + 10?

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    21

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  • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    69

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice

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  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Didn’t you read? It’s your age!

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    910

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

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  • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Knock knock.

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s The United States.

      With huge boats.

      With guns.

      (Gunboats)

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    • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      21

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

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  • FatTony@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want this on my gravestone.

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