Choose a number, 1-5!

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Six.

  Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This seems to fit all the points I put somewhere else in this thread.

    • Nice, glancing angles on the teeth
    • Adequate distance between teeth (and unlike mine, the surface between the teeth has been properly smoothed out, making cleaning easier)
    • Nice girth on the handle, making hard presses into the object doable without bending the neck
    • Despite the girth, the handle shape with properly defined edges, reduces the DEX requirement of the user
      • On top of that, you have chamfers and fillets on those edges, reducing pressure on the skin (which I didn’t even think to ask for)
    • None of the form-over-function bs as is done in 2

    This is even better than the fork that I have on my table right now.

    Though that kink on the back end of the handle seems to trigger my OCD.

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  • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, finally a fren-shaped fork. The handle could be flatter and smoother though, but it’s acceptable.

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  • ifeelsick@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i second this. hear hear. love to feel the weight in my hand

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  • choab@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🤮

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  • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I followed that sexy beast all the way to the back end and then noped out a little bit

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  • PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s got a perfect head but the handle is waaaay too thick

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  • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oooh, that’s hefty.

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• UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don’t like 5 for forks sake

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• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Put 5’s head on 2’s body

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  • jpeps@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I want 2’s head on 5’s body. 2’s body looks better than most but it’s too big for me, looks like it’d have bad palm feel.

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why are you using your palm to use a utensil? It should be all fingers, somewhat like holding a pencil.

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• raod_guitar@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2 with 5s handle

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  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The correct choice.

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    • exonode@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I agree to the fullest.

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• Muffi@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Obviously depends on what you’re about to eat

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• Lightsong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Top part - 2, 5 for bottom.

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• spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2, obviously

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• wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3 speaks to me I like 😋😋

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• PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Def 3

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• Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2 and 3. 1 and 5 are too short, they’re last resort shit

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• Pofski@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2

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  • Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Obviously

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• myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Apostrophe?

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3 > 1 & 4 >> 5 >>>>>>> 2

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  • RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We are on the exact same wavelength

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  None of them are great, all too thin and probably have hard corners from being stamped cheap metal, but maybe 2. Four can fuck off, too wide and trying to be a spoon the rest are too narrow in the handle.

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• pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1 is the one you leave in the drawer till it’s the last one or use for stuff you don’t want to risk your other forks for…

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There isn’t a best, maybe a less bad but even then it’s an impossible choice. ✋wins here.

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• kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2

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  • Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Strange, my first thought was “except 2 and 5 all are valid”

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• LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5, obviously

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• CixoUwU@lemmy.cixoelectronic.pl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think 5

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  • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, that’s clearly a spoon shape.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Spork

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• Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

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• skye@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2. 1 is also nice, every other choice is heresy.

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• Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I want to say 2 because longest fork depth, but 4 has that round mouth feel with still good fork depth.

  I’m going 4.

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• RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2, if I wanted it to be round, I’d have grabbed a spoon.

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• oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Came here thinking I’d be the odd man out by saying #2, I’m pleasantly surprised.

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• recentSloth43@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    2 is the only one with an acceptable handle!

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    • Zentron@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And points are actually pointy

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• UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1 or 5

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• olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a trick question, they’re all bad.

  (I have autism)

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• reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Neurodivergents*

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  • Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Neuro Diver Gents*

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    • kopasz7@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      New road I vengence

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