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I had no idea y cunt was this powerful
Submitted 11 months ago by shish_mish@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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samuelazers@lemmy.world 11 months ago
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit
Burninator05@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.
max@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
So that’s why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔
LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That’s the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.
Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
oatscoop@midwest.social 11 months ago
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Raw fucking has a calming effect confirmed.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
idk this is why im asexual.
I’m just better than everybody
/s obviously, unless you agree with me lmao.
Manticore@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
OK people really do backflips to justify why their version of gender/sexuality is the best one so I can see why the top person exists.
But the bottom one HAS to be satire, right? “Reproductive sex is forcefem” cannot be a real viewpoint. They’re mocking the top person, by baiting them into abstaining from sex outright.
Right…? I hate that I’m not sure anymore.
match@pawb.social 11 months ago
have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I’ve added this extra bonus XP and I’ve finally reached thr coveted rank of double gay. Finally after years of hard work sucking dicks and eating pussy I’ve achieved my one life goal.
RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?
Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
estrogen does suppress testosterone production, so its technically stronger.
boonhet@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.
Zacryon@feddit.org 11 months ago
Sooo… to “be a real man” you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?
neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don’t like eating pussy?
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn’t ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn’t last.
By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.
rational_lib@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we’re in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it’s their thing now.
I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it’s a bit gross and she enjoys it means it’s kind of subservient, so you can’t be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.
That’s a much bigger topic though.
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just wash it down with some orange Fanta.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Please don’t do that, semen is basic and reacts badly with acids in soft drink. That being said, why does it have to be so bitter?😥
neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Back when I was really into fitness, like 10 years ago. I was on some forum and some guy posted about this asking other people if it would increase his testosterone levels 😂
I’m not sure if he was trolling or not, but I thought it was funny.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?
As a socialist pussy eater I don’t feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they’re afraid to do anything that might hurt it.
Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I’m willing to take the risk.
Ilixtze@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Nothing as manly as gay sex.
It is impossible to be performed by any women.
Sternburgexport@feddit.org 11 months ago
Shh no no, let them believe that so they won‘t reproduce
dantheclamman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
boonhet@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I was a teenager and still a virgin when I first watched the Sopranos. Uncle June taught me that a real man eats pussy no matter what.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
having raw PiV sex is gay
Lmao it’s settled art mimics life
Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?
I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I’M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)
ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?
F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So… the manliest thing is to just be around men, have sex with men and not even touch a woman?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Honestly this makes a lot of sense
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
/s right?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
These are exactly the same people who say that sex is binary and that gender = sex
Indica_Jellies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞