I don’t like where this is going…
Melbourne start-up launches 'biological computer' made of human brain cells
Submitted 2 months ago by diesisteinusername@feddit.org to technology@lemmy.world
https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2025-03-05/cortical-labs-neuron-brain-chip/104996484
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sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
5wim@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 months ago
Idiots, I’ve already got one of those in my head.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Finally a computer that can feel pain.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Computer, arch.
Computer! Arch!
Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!
… Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You are… The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.
We’re stuck…
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Because you’re reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation
Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ‘HATE’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anyone ever seen ,“Psycho-Pass” (anime)?
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Societies being run by brains in a jar still sounds better than our current system.
Viri4thus@feddit.org 2 months ago
At least there you know there’s a brain somewhere
Wooki@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ghost in the shell vibes
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Oh boy! Scientific horrors beyond my comprehension!
Zink@programming.dev 2 months ago
But not beyond the brain-in-a-box’s comprehension!
Greg@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Is this just a weird pregnancy announcement?
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 months ago
obbeel@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
venusaur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When is it inhumane?
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 months ago
After the 2nd Zion, when The One is returned to the source
sibachian@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
i wrote a short story a decade ago where people temporarily rent out their brain to act as a global scale bio super computer. and how people were large scale cheated into needing to rent out their brains for the rich to exploit.
i have to find where i put it!
Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Hmm that’s interesting… Let me know if you find it again, would you be interested in converting it in a short film script?
fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This is also a plot point in the French animated scifi move Mars Express. It’s super good!
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
How long before AI runs on this? We need to stop… I’m scared. This is black mirror level shit.
Osan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How long before AI runs on this?
Biological artificial intelligence would be very very creepy we are basically playing God here. It feels like creation another species so we don’t feel lonely in the universe.
vane@lemmy.world 2 months ago
mac@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Can it run doom?
PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
no it only screams
mac@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Same tbh
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
It must scream but it has no mouth. :(
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
mac@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Haha no way. I’ll give this a watch after work
Maeve@midwest.social 2 months ago
Wake up, Neo.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS.
Strider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Braaains!
SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Seem to recall Blood Music had a pretty ok outcome. Though maybe it was overly optimistic.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is very prelude to hell
Zip2@feddit.uk 2 months ago
[deleted]MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Yeah, but that one has issues with exhaustion, needs breaks now and then… oh, wait, neurons need that too.
slinkyjelly@lemm.ee 2 months ago
no mouth to scream unfortunately
levzzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This prison… To hold, ME?
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Oh god that poor thing. Man, I don’t know man. :(
BritishJ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They call it “Wetware-as-a-Service” that just grossed me out. I don’t like this timeline we’re in. Exit simulation please…
Zink@programming.dev 2 months ago
sudo exit simulation please abracadabra # Rumpelstiltskin
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Omg. That’s so much worse. What the fck, Melbourne? (.-.)