I don’t like where this is going…
Melbourne start-up launches 'biological computer' made of human brain cells
Submitted 1 month ago by diesisteinusername@feddit.org to technology@lemmy.world
https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2025-03-05/cortical-labs-neuron-brain-chip/104996484
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sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
5wim@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!
Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 month ago
Idiots, I’ve already got one of those in my head.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Finally a computer that can feel pain.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Computer, arch.
Computer! Arch!
Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!
… Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You are… The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.
We’re stuck…
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Because you’re reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation
Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ‘HATE’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anyone ever seen ,“Psycho-Pass” (anime)?
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Societies being run by brains in a jar still sounds better than our current system.
Viri4thus@feddit.org 1 month ago
At least there you know there’s a brain somewhere
Wooki@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ghost in the shell vibes
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Oh boy! Scientific horrors beyond my comprehension!
Zink@programming.dev 1 month ago
But not beyond the brain-in-a-box’s comprehension!
Greg@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Is this just a weird pregnancy announcement?
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 month ago
obbeel@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
venusaur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When is it inhumane?
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 month ago
After the 2nd Zion, when The One is returned to the source
sibachian@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
i wrote a short story a decade ago where people temporarily rent out their brain to act as a global scale bio super computer. and how people were large scale cheated into needing to rent out their brains for the rich to exploit.
i have to find where i put it!
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Hmm that’s interesting… Let me know if you find it again, would you be interested in converting it in a short film script?
fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
This is also a plot point in the French animated scifi move Mars Express. It’s super good!
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
How long before AI runs on this? We need to stop… I’m scared. This is black mirror level shit.
Osan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How long before AI runs on this?
Biological artificial intelligence would be very very creepy we are basically playing God here. It feels like creation another species so we don’t feel lonely in the universe.
vane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
mac@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Can it run doom?
PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
no it only screams
mac@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Same tbh
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It must scream but it has no mouth. :(
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
mac@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Haha no way. I’ll give this a watch after work
Maeve@midwest.social 1 month ago
Wake up, Neo.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS.
Strider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Braaains!
SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Seem to recall Blood Music had a pretty ok outcome. Though maybe it was overly optimistic.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is very prelude to hell
Zip2@feddit.uk 1 month ago
[deleted]MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Yeah, but that one has issues with exhaustion, needs breaks now and then… oh, wait, neurons need that too.
slinkyjelly@lemm.ee 1 month ago
no mouth to scream unfortunately
levzzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This prison… To hold, ME?
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Oh god that poor thing. Man, I don’t know man. :(
BritishJ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They call it “Wetware-as-a-Service” that just grossed me out. I don’t like this timeline we’re in. Exit simulation please…
Zink@programming.dev 1 month ago
sudo exit simulation please abracadabra # Rumpelstiltskin
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Omg. That’s so much worse. What the fck, Melbourne? (.-.)