I don’t like where this is going…
Melbourne start-up launches 'biological computer' made of human brain cells
Submitted 4 weeks ago by diesisteinusername@feddit.org to technology@lemmy.world
https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2025-03-05/cortical-labs-neuron-brain-chip/104996484
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sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
5wim@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!
Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 weeks ago
Idiots, I’ve already got one of those in my head.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Finally a computer that can feel pain.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Computer, arch.
Computer! Arch!
Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!
… Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You are… The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.
We’re stuck…
tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Because you’re reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation
Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ‘HATE’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Anyone ever seen ,“Psycho-Pass” (anime)?
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Societies being run by brains in a jar still sounds better than our current system.
Viri4thus@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
At least there you know there’s a brain somewhere
Wooki@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Ghost in the shell vibes
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Oh boy! Scientific horrors beyond my comprehension!
Zink@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
But not beyond the brain-in-a-box’s comprehension!
Greg@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Is this just a weird pregnancy announcement?
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
obbeel@lemmy.eco.br 4 weeks ago
venusaur@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
When is it inhumane?
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
After the 2nd Zion, when The One is returned to the source
sibachian@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
i wrote a short story a decade ago where people temporarily rent out their brain to act as a global scale bio super computer. and how people were large scale cheated into needing to rent out their brains for the rich to exploit.
i have to find where i put it!
Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Hmm that’s interesting… Let me know if you find it again, would you be interested in converting it in a short film script?
fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
This is also a plot point in the French animated scifi move Mars Express. It’s super good!
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
How long before AI runs on this? We need to stop… I’m scared. This is black mirror level shit.
Osan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
How long before AI runs on this?
Biological artificial intelligence would be very very creepy we are basically playing God here. It feels like creation another species so we don’t feel lonely in the universe.
vane@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
mac@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Can it run doom?
PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
no it only screams
mac@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Same tbh
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
It must scream but it has no mouth. :(
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
mac@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Haha no way. I’ll give this a watch after work
Maeve@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Wake up, Neo.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS.
Strider@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Braaains!
SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Seem to recall Blood Music had a pretty ok outcome. Though maybe it was overly optimistic.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This is very prelude to hell
Zip2@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
[deleted]MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Yeah, but that one has issues with exhaustion, needs breaks now and then… oh, wait, neurons need that too.
slinkyjelly@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
no mouth to scream unfortunately
levzzz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This prison… To hold, ME?
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Oh god that poor thing. Man, I don’t know man. :(
BritishJ@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
They call it “Wetware-as-a-Service” that just grossed me out. I don’t like this timeline we’re in. Exit simulation please…
Zink@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
sudo exit simulation please abracadabra # Rumpelstiltskin
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Omg. That’s so much worse. What the fck, Melbourne? (.-.)