NZ Birbs

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they’re just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That’s basically a kea.

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  • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea.

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  • kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I already chose kea, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    keas are just bog standard parrots but larger

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• TheRealKuni@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Where Pūteketeke?

  • Gives piggyback rides
  • Good co-parent
  • Bulemia

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• call_me_xale@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  thinks he’s a Kea

  actually a Kākāpō

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• absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Kea:

  • Actually a genius
  • Will fuck with your shit
  • Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife

  Kereru:

  • Big, bold and loud
  • If I don’t like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
  • Why is this branch touching the ground

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT

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  • BleakBluets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Just according to kakapo. I mean kereru. I mean keikaku.

    (Translator’s note: keikaku means plan)

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the “mostly foliage” part and knew I’d found the match.

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• Letstakealook@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’d love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn’t, but I feel like it would be cool

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  • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It could turn into an interesting meeting for sure!

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Yeah I’m totally a Kea” Your average kakapu

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  • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Goddammit.

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• nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  just excited to be here

  🙋‍♂️

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• Nounka@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely.

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• fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Well, I can only be Kakapo.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun!

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• Nanook@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m a mix of Kiwi and Kākāpō.

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• TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’m basically a cat

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• sga@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  kiwi

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  kiwi’s missing “- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

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• Ghost33313@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Stuck between ruru or Kea.

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• 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kiwi!

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• rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  God damn, I love NZ birds

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kakapo. Off to shag someone’s head now

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• NotLemming@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Want to believe I’m a kea but probably a kiwi lol

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• alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’ve read kiwis are forest floor bullies, isn’t that true?

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