Life goals

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• Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That looks like Judy. She’s more of an inflatable companion. Only hole she has is the air nozzle.

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• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When he carries it away afterwards, is that sex trafficking?

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No shame.

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• Krompus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Most socially adept The Long Drive player.

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My bro was visiting family in the united states of north of Mexico, and while there got to visit Chicago. First thing he saw entering the train was a “just an ass - vagina” of a used sex doll trashed on the entrance of the wagon… keep not giving a fuck northmexicans

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  • Maiq@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like your style dude.

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• Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  People gotta stop being weird about sex.

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  • fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A sex doll is almost the definition of “weird about sex”

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    • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe if we weren’t weird about sex, folks wouldn’t need to fuck a balloon.

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    • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why is it so weird? How is it any different than a pucket pussy or a vibrator?

      People have sex. Lots of people, lots of sex and as much different way to have sex.

      It’s a toy made specifically for sex. Nothing weird about it.

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The free air pump is the wildest thing about this?

  Free? Where is this?

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  • ftbd@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can find these stations in lots of public places in Europe. They usually have some tools for basic bicycle repair too

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    • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Shit, in the US you now gotta swipe a credit card to buy air. TO BUY AIR!

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• TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean he probably should’ve waited until night

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• strongarm@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “It’s for a friend”

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Blowing it up, might be a prank. Fucking it? Well yeah, he don’t care.

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• secret300@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Has anyone ever used one of those blow up “sex dolls” cause like I can’t imagine it actually feeling good. More just a gag decoration at a party

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a person equipped with a dick I can promise you, if there is a hole, some one has put their dick in it.

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    • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cheaper to buy a coconut

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    • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well no doubt about that. I’m asking how it feels. I don’t imagine it’s good

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• Tyfud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This feels a lot like a bachelor party thing

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s exactly like that. Except without the bachelor. Or the party.

    Well, maybe a little bit of party.

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At least he didn’t fill her up afterwards.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Garbage-tier life goals

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• RejZoR@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No one wants to have sex with a headache.

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• answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d do the same if there’re no kids or young girls around

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Please explain the difference between young girls and young boys in this scenario.

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    • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      young girls 18-24 I’d say. I have nieces that are this age. I just want to pump my doll and go home in peace

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes officer, this comment right here

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• Werbert@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Then do it again.

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  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Louder!

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  does that count as a blow job?

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• gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well of course HDGAF, it was deflated.

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