NakariLexfortaine
@NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee
- Comment on the emperor 3 days ago:
Well, unless he’s insanely strong, he did it with weapons sized for him, or is a master poisoner.
Both are equally impressive achievements for his physical limitations, in that Genghis Khan sorta way.
- Comment on the emperor 3 days ago:
Well, he looks quite pleased about it. Probably takes a lot for a caterpillar to reach the rank of Emperor.
- Comment on nighttime pollinator gang rise up 3 days ago:
They creeped me out as a kid. It didn’t help that I had this concept that they were like “evil” butterflies. Child brain hardcore taking my grandmother’s complaining about moths eating clothes and being a nuisance too far.
Absolutely adore them, now. Go ahead and enjoy some lamp, little friend, you’ve earned it.
- Comment on somebody has to do it! 4 days ago:
I wonder if there’s some kind of near-surface pipes they might hear water running through.
- Comment on Me_irl 6 days ago:
You can just show someone characters that vaguely resemble them, the brain does the rest.
- Comment on Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-reckoning, do you remember the original one? 1 week ago:
It was supposed to be a part of one, until the studio went into bankruptcy and ended up being partially owned by New Jersey.
The story behind KoA is absolutely nuts. They wanted to make an MMO sequel, with R.A Salvatore still on the writing, but due to bloat and mismanagement, ended up massively in debt and plans for a sequel got scrapped.
- Comment on Lab Assistant Jobs 1 week ago:
Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.
- Comment on Watch. It. 1 week ago:
But there’s so much else on my “to watch” list!
And it’s been, like, 12 hours since my last Wolfs Rain rewatch, so I’m kinda late to that, y’know?
- Comment on Know DEEZ NUTS 1 week ago:
What’d that European beech call me‽
- Comment on It's a ruff job, but someone has to do it. 1 week ago:
Safety first, no matter the species. Unless you’re the experiment.
- Comment on Spoopy Science Costumes 2 weeks ago:
“Your Impostor Syndrome Made Flesh” is for everyone.
Though reactions may vary between mental breakdown and “I’ve wanted to punch my demons since birth”.
- Comment on I miss you. 2 weeks ago:
Hey, there’s the Tauros Programme! Someone’s trying to breed Aurochs back as close as they can!
- Comment on The Force 3 weeks ago:
Dammit, now I want that and every time a Draugr gets out of a crypt, it plays “FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN!”
- Comment on The Elder Gods 4 weeks ago:
The kraken works in mysterious ways. We must trust in their decisions.
- Comment on Mature Adult 4 weeks ago:
I’m assuming uncomfortably.
Unless someone was into that.
- Comment on The Elder Gods 4 weeks ago:
Yes. In fact, I have spent a long portion of my life starting my morning with demands of the release of the kraken.
We’re not learning the lesson fast enough. The kraken will either be another step in our downfall, or we can start feeding people to them until things get better.
- Comment on Magic Mineral 4 weeks ago:
“Asbestos was first synthesized by the master magi Mesothelioma. He was looking for a way to slowly poison the local villages without easy detection, and ended up creating one of the most common robe linings found today.
Mesothelioma is remembered long after his passing, though not fondly. If you, or a loved one, has been harmed by the creations of Dark Lord Mesothelioma, Sending us today…”
- Comment on Funky Little Rodents 4 weeks ago:
This is also a problem rehabbers can face! Some patients just don’t want to go, they had the good life and absolutely refuse to wild back up. This is why minimizing direct handling and human socialization as much as possible is a key step.
It’s easy to see why people can think of wild animals like pets when you see them act like that. We all want the same basic thing, in the end. To be comfortable.
- Comment on Too Much 4 weeks ago:
Otis Spunkmeyer is the brand. We use the same cookies at my job. The secret is to let them sit for about 20-30 minutes after pulling the dough from the freezer(it’s pre-shaped discs), and only bake them for 10-12 minutes at 350 fahrenheit instead of the recommended 15-16.
- Comment on Dormice 1 month ago:
Their fault for being more edible than the rest. Get less tasty, maybe you’ll get a better name!
- Comment on Infinity 1 month ago:
Just the one turtle. Well, at least per world. I guess two, it you drop off the edge while they’re mating.
And there’s four elephants down there, too.
- Comment on u wouldn't 1 month ago:
Do we mean spray it with some form of perfume, or turn it into a scent?
Cause I feel like the latter is somewhere in the background of the movie “Perfume”.
- Comment on 10 years 1 month ago:
Instead of global warming, we shoulda patrolled the Mojave.
- Comment on Just for a moment 1 month ago:
Not with Trek, but I’m a former stagehand and done amateur stagework. Spent a lotta time building and maintaining sets and props. I’ve been there.
You’re backstage, you’ve got how everything should look memorized, it’s all set up, and for a moment, while it’s just you and that dry run, you forget yourself. You’re a part of the show.
Eventually you step back, remember it’s all fake. You notice the little flaws, notice the floor isn’t just right under your feet. You were tired, trying to get something done. A lapse.
I genuinely believe in the magic of the stage. Not in the sense of a spell, but of the ritual. No matter if it’s on a screen, or in person, if you do it right, we let go. For a moment, we forget our world and step into another.
- Comment on Zynga owes IBM $45M after using 1980s patented technology for hit games 1 month ago:
They update the graphics, make the monetization more aggressive, and I think crypto got involved at some point, but the gameplay stays the exact same.
- Comment on Zynga owes IBM $45M after using 1980s patented technology for hit games 1 month ago:
Mobile market.
Think they’re up to like Farmville 4 at this point.
- Comment on Waxwing vs X-wing 1 month ago:
“Does not get mashed on fermented berries”.
I’ll have you know that when I was lost and low on fuel, I managed to land on an absolute shit hole of a backwater, barely a sentient being in sight, but those berries?
They got me home. Always fly X-Wing. Runs on anything.
- Comment on You can't fight the cuteness! 2 months ago:
I have no justification.
I was just an Egg.
- Comment on Poop Knife 2 months ago:
Because sometimes you just have to find out.
- Comment on Going Viral 2 months ago:
They’re like the tides. We’re currently in a Beans run, and it’s been going for awhile. Soon, people will get bored, and Jeans- or Denimposting will come back. You’ll normally see some crossover(beans in some jeans, jeaned Beanis, jeans with a bean pattern) before the next shift is complete.