Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami
What job do you need this hard hat for?
Submitted 2 months ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
bulwark@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hear the cartels are big on OSHA
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Adam Savage
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 months ago
White fedora? It’s for when you recall a faulty android.
loomi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
#1 douchebag for that particular job site
Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 2 months ago
Sometimes you’re at work and have to m’lady someone.
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Yee-haw’n
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s going on my next resume
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[Walking away, kicking rocks]
“I yee’d when I shoulda haw’d”
IndieGamer4449@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Texan oil pumping
irish_link@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Super Bowl Commercial.
bisby@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll take 10, then.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unfortunately these buffs don’t stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.
Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Yee-har’d hat.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I read it as “Ye harde hat.”
nieceandtows@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To be a smooth criminal
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Annie, are you okay?
pseudo@jlai.lu 2 months ago
I don’t need the job. I need the hat.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you wear it, they will come.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Professional Bull-rider?
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Paintball cosplay.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Plot twist: He spared much expense.
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dude… ANY job.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.
MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The man from Delmonte says this building has to go
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes.
Ascend910@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
australian
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Construction cowboy
riskable@programming.dev 2 months ago
Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.
bitchwhore@lemmy.world 2 months ago
a one man village people band
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 months ago
Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.
knacht1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Crane operator.
They never get dirty.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The foreman, of course
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Perfect for horse riding.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
That’s a job site toilet. Put it down, that’s gross…!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“…You wouldn’t go to the toilet in it…and then steal it again!”
floppybiscuits@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Funny thing is these don’t meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can’t be used in most workplaces
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It doesn’t have to be safe … it just has to ‘look’ safe
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it’s fine.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one’s skull?
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.
BlueCollarRockstar@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Many of them do.