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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨thermal_shock@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pulling the condom out with it fighting its way back in…

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lmao

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  • underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And it squeals out too. High pitched squeal noise

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  • Khlo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes blobcat, glarezoom

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  • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Enough internet

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  • febjuv@lemmynsfw.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok, switching to my horny account to post this (for hopefully obvious reasons):

    I’m really into excessive cum. Samething about being able to fill a quart jug or more gets me going.

    But for SOME GODDAMN REASON others who are into that shit also post this shit unironically as if it’s the same fetish. Like what the fuck. I just have to scroll really fast and hope I don’t lose all my arousal. FUCK

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    • duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This isn’t my horny account. Or maybe rather all my accounts are definitionally horny.

      Got any good links/sites?

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      • febjuv@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve mostly settled into looking at rule34.xxx for that specific fetish, a lot of that stuff gets posted there. excessive_cum is a widely used tag (I believe related sites like gelbooru and e621 use the same tag, but it’s been a while / haven’t used that site respectively). cumflation is often a good proxy for it too, but is as different from that as this whole big sperm thing so it depends on if you’re actually into that. Though keep in mind any good gallery has some advanced search features, so you should be able to put for example excessive_cum -hyper_sperm to get stuff with excessive_cum but not hyper_sperm. Searching hyper_sperm is actually a much rarer tag than I thought though so maybe there’s another tag I’m not aware of. Also putting sort:score in the search makes it like a “Top: all time” like you see here on lemmy.

        4chan’s /d/ board usually has a very slow but active excessive cum thread. It’s also where most of my annoyance with hyper sperm comes from, so go figure. Oftentimes the OP will even specifically request it which kinda ruins the thread for me.

        One artist I follow (that I believe is active on that /d/ thread) is pwcsponson. He does mostly hyper (including hyper sperm occasionally 😠), so chances are you’d have the same reaction to the general hyper-ness as with the hyper sperm. I don’t for whatever reason, so I like it.

        Non hentai/drawn stuff is way harder to find because for whatever reason the tagging is terrible. Creamy Spot on pornhub (and presumably other places) is the one channel I find consistently does it, and like with most real stuff you won’t find it by searching “excessive cum”. I believe the term I searched to find her was “fake cum”? I barely remember. Hentaied also have a category of videos for this stuff and are more professionally shot, but it’s almost too professional for my tastes.

        realbooru could potentially be really good because it’s got all the functionality of the sites mentioned at the beginning, but everything is so poorly tagged because that’s just the pattern with photo/video content I guess 🤷.

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      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not a special account and not anything I’m into, but for any fetish, Bing Video Search.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    *cups balls* “can you feel it kicking?”

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d have kept them in my fish tank.

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  • Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …ya all talk about this from boy side, now think about girl side. Feeling it floppin all over inside.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You joke but now I’m designing an autonomous miniature dildo inspired by a fish and powered by AI.

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      • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        finally, a good use for ai

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, they eventually do. Fetuses kick in the womb.

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      uwu

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  • Bezier@suppo.fi ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Audible plop as it comes put.

    Having that thing come put would be horrifying, but so would be taking it in.

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      start farming them, infinite food source

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      • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hey! Look at this comment! It didn’t fucking need to exist. At all. Ever. What the fuck.

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      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Did someone hold a gun to your head to force you to type this comment or did you voluntarily choose to make us read it for some godless reason?

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      • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This implies mass produced babies

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  • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fun fact, fruit fly sperm is several cm in length when uncoiled.

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    • marron12@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Well I’ll be. 20 times their body length.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s surprisingly sweet, too!

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  • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The alternative is probably not much better:

    lemmy.world/post/23640262 (NSFW)

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    • Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏

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      • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        True. Each comic is like a box of very weird choclates.

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    • Cris_Color@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ಠ_ಠ

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bukakke Pit Fighting.

    There.

    Now you have to think of that, too…

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      … two Bukakemon trainers spend weeks eating a special diet from their region imbuing their Bukakemon with innate attributes that help them in battle.

      Trainers store their Bukakemon in their balls, ofc.

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      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Arbok vs Muk

        Arbok is ‘Kobra’ spelled backwards…

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      • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Chugging sriracha

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ()Alien facehugger screech SFX here))

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  • thurstylark@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Spworm.

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    • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Never knew I needed the Smartypants videos in my life. Thanks for introducing me to them 😂.

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    • Famko@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      First of all: compare with friends.

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    • hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you! I didn’t want to have to dig up the episode by hand. The YT short missed the excellent stinger that seals this joke.

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    • Marighost@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Rubalino!

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  • TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What do I look like, some sort of renegade angel?

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was supposed to eat soon…

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  • BeefPiano@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eraserhead (1977)

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  • Kryptkravler@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Testament to his genius that I have only watched this movie once and I immediately knew it. It bothered me. Movies don’t bother me.

      I watched it about 20 years ago and I don’t think I will ever again.

      Fantastic movie.

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      • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Out of morbid curiosity, what movie is it?

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is a sad day to have eyes.

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  • anonymous111@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hat Chat podcast deep cut?

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