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I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No sandwich is complete without a picture of obama

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where’s the Dijon mustard then?!

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      • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fr*nch therefore colonialist and canceled

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      • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Gay Poop-on?

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    • iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I get mine in bulk at Costco so I never run out

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  • naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy fuck, the right really can’t meme

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    • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To me it’s obviously sarcastic. It this is not the case, I fear I won’t ever be able to grasp the depth of the pit in which fell the conservative mind

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      • naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, maybe I’m just taking it to serious
        But after all the stupid shit the right wing said, I’ve lost all trust in their ability for basic sarcasm

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk if my humor is just broken or something, but I thought this was funny even though it’s stupid. I’m a liberal tho

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      • pulsewidth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I chuckled when i got to the picture of Obama. I’m borderline on whether this is a genuine rw meme or a parody it’s that over the top

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      • naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Their fixation on Obama after all those years is just embarrassing.
        And why should anyone put a photo in a sandwich?
        And why isn’t there one of Trump or Hitler in their own?
        This just misses so much consistency, that I can’t find the actual joke in it anymore.
        Butt maybe I’m just picky/pedantic…

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thus why I saved it to my shitpost folder lol

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  • OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, you didn’t censor ch**se on the left. As a mouse I’m triggered!

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    • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can I offer you an e** in these trying times?

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      • udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        an e** for an e**

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Super accurate except for conservatives being able to handle hot sauce

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    • Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Replace the hot sauce with 2lbs of piping hot, thick, white American Patriot mayonnaise

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      • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mayo has eggs, which real American patriots are happy to not be able to afford if it’s good for the economy ™

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      • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If we really want to get spicy then add some ranch.

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the maga one is also deep-fried

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  • bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No LGBT on my sandwich?

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  • Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy fuck, “le epic”? Jesus Christ, it’s 2010.

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  • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Chadwich doesn’t even come with a side of guns. What is this weak beta shit.

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  • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So much “Liberal” hate on Lemmy lately. Must be a bunch of new spam or something

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Most of it is satirical, like this one. Just making fun of right wingers who can’t meme.

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    • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      if there’s one thing that communists and fascists agree on, it’s that everything is the liberals’ fault.

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    • inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Liberals create the economic conditions that lead to fascism. Liberals fight the left harder than they fight fascists. Fuck liberals. Scratch a liberal a fascist bleeds.

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      New russian album just dropped

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    • crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Half of it is satire so you can rest easy

      Rest is probably from people hating democrats for letting the US come to this

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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Its dumb though. The leftists act like they arent part pf the electorate. Liberals didnt vote for trump

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    • bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is just a joke.

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  • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish the chads a very healthy heart attack…

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d like to swap out the pronouns for some arguing about the meaning of the word Liberal, if it’s not too much trouble

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  • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where are the thoughts and prayers on the left one?

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  • B312@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is vegan cheese an actual thing?

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, it’s just plant based. Some of them are awful, other ones are shockingly good. Texture is usually pretty much the same. Basically like lactose free cheese now a days. 5 years ago it was plastic but now you can’t tell the difference.

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      • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Example pizza with vegan cheese:

        Image

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      • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I made the mistake of ordering a pizza with vegan cheese a few years ago. It smelled and tasted rancid, in an overbearingly chemical way. I didn’t finish it.

        In terms of ethical veganism, what happened to the genetically engineered yeasts that produced cow casein, and looked like a promising way of making animal-free dairy products?

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      • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah. Some vegan cheese is ok on a burger. But the uncanny homogenous texture freaks me out on a sandwich. It’s a weird transition. Also. Gouda is addictive. Nothing can beat gouda.

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thankfully! My son has a dairy allergy but loves vegan cheese.

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  • UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the fact that every single ingredient in the Chad sandwich is bad for your health…is more than a little ironic.

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    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s so bad about super hot sauce?

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where’s the avocado?

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    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      On the toast.

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      • udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        oh, didn’t see it. Thanks! In that case, that sandwich is acceptable

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  • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait I need more details about this sandwich based political spectrum. What does it mean if I refuse to have a pulled pork sandwich without coleslaw on it?

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    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It means you have standards.

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    • SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Crying liberal because vegetalbal

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    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It means you have standards.

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  • Dragonstaff@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Doesn’t everyone cast Tarot to see if aoile or mustard is more auspicious today? If you want to use Bitchin’ Sauce while Mercury is in retrograde then that’s on you, buddy.

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  • griff@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the bald eagle in the chad-wich makes it especially crunchy & feathery!

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  • rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not enough spam… www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

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  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll take cheese, avocado, vegetables, and bald eagle please.

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  • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    omori sandwich

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So true

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