Twinkle Tush

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  if it bothers you to look at assholes, getting a cat is a bad idea.

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  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mirrors, too, for that matter.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or a sex partner

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m NOT cleaning the inevitable mess when shit gets stuck to that, and gets deposited back all over their rear end (and everywhere they go) as this “fashion accessory” bounces around.

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• cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have…questions…

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cats have a butthole and it is often visible. People have a problem with seeing their cats’ turd cutters and cats do not like to wear pants, made less likely by the largely cottage cat pants industry making feline fashion out of the reach of most. The solution is to bedazzle your cats’ balloon knot with a jeweled medallion that hangs from their tail so you don’t have to see their chocolate starfish.

    How much your cats may appreciate something perpetually grazing their leather cheerio depends on the cat.

    Rosebud, rusty sheriff’s badge, fart box, smelly frekle, crinkled star, cinnamon ring.

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    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looks like someone’s been reading the Thesaurarse / Thesaurass.

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    • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stink wrinkle

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Keep going this is a decent start to a standup routine

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• 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like the idea of a cat owner laying in bed, wide awake, trying to figure out how to cover their cats butthole.

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  • tektite@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t fault the guy…

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And then the cat takes a shit and congrats, Mr. Fluffypaws’ butt is now grosser than ever.

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• JoeTheSane@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s no way this is effective. I’ve owned cats for just about all my 48 years, and if a cat wants to show you it’s asshole, which it does, you are seeing that asshole. Likely from about 12” away.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    your cats must not like you very much if you’re getting a foot of room between the cat’s brown eye and your eyes

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    • JoeTheSane@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ll have you know that I’m legally blind and need glasses one foot thick. How dare you?

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• Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Community relevance chexks out.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Will function properly for 0,5 seconds.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don't forget explaining that it is necessary to help individuals who come into your home control any unnatural urges which may be triggered by the sight of your cat's very sexy butthole.

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM&t=4

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