JoeTheSane

@JoeTheSane@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I saw that, but I read it as they were not doing them on the same date to do a wait-and-see with the Cheeto-faced shitgibbons tariffs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bullshit. They are doing that to cause a fever of pre-orders in the US despite the tariffs. Within a year, they will be on shelves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So jussi⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To balance out their dry, yeasty women?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my fucking god! I didn’t see that popcorn bag for a really long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little girl shows duck how to use a slide⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved this so much! Got a smile on a shitty day, so thanks, Oppie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video looped for ~5 min throughout Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to download this video, invent video screen buttons and t-shirts, and get fucking rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, OP. If you still find a way randomly smile during the day, don’t lose that. This is the brain working as intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A balanced diet is important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A balanced diet is important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

  Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

  Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interactive Fiction Games Could Make A Comeback With This E-reader Handheld Console⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would absolutely buy this if the price was reasonable and if you could play games without physical media.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And he is annoyed that he can't get a better job then sanitation at the local Mc Donald's⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s never been to the liberry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BuzzFeed is taking on Instagram, TikTok, X with a new social platform designed to spread ‘joy’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Buzzfeed Saves The Internet! -No Headlines, 2025

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are “female jocks” called?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Seconded

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle Tush⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have you know that I’m legally blind and need glasses one foot thick. How dare you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle Tush⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no way this is effective. I’ve owned cats for just about all my 48 years, and if a cat wants to show you it’s asshole, which it does, you are seeing that asshole. Likely from about 12” away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half as Hot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Kurt Angle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A match made in heaven! 😍⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a nerd in the 80s and 90s when some actually smelled like this AND IT WAS A BAD THING