Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit.
Actual shitpost
Submitted 4 months ago by bruhduh@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
naught@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
A lil piss never hurt nobody nohow
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Calm down Bear Grylls
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented “piss but not taboo”.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated?
dion_starfire@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water.
So, squirt is pee, but if she’s gone to the bathroom recently, it’s very diluted pee.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the “natural lubrication” shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms.
Duranie@leminal.space 4 months ago
It’s not supposed to be dark yellow, so I’m guessing better hydrated.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 4 months ago
Don’t lie to people it’s impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair.
Nelots@lemm.ee 4 months ago
[deleted]FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 4 months ago
This is blatently false. It’s like 98% pee.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 4 months ago
I’ve been pissed on?!
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.
Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak
CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Holding in a shit before, during or probably even after anal sex can’t be a smart idea
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 months ago
You keep your washing machine in the shower? That seems risky
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I wouldn’t mind a washer machine for people. Circular cylinder with jets on all sides that spray soap and water like a car wash. I’m sure it wouldn’t do as well scrubbing but when you need a quick 2 min shower and have had a long day… sure would beat trying to reach the middle of my back. Stupid stick loofa…
qarbone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Where did it say he did butt stuff?
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bro forgot the sex blanket
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
IDK why, but my ass is self-lubricating. Mucous production just be cray when I’m horny, I guess. 🤷🏻♂️
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Are you uh… free tomorrow night? Asking for a friend
henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 months ago
That depends… did you like it?
It’s whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Gotta take er to the vet to get those anal glands exercised 😳
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hi I’m a vet
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Can confirm, I’m wet.
udon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
How did he do that with his one inch weenie?
abolishredditnaw@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Its not about the wand, its about the wizard
TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Don’t knock on poops door and be mad when poops home