This is the life I dream of from my cubicle

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• lengau@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s a left arm

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  • Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As with every time this is posted, someone has to come point out that this picture is completely unrelated. He had 2 prosthetics, both can be found on his Wikipedia page.

    Guess I’m the one who gets to be pedantic this time!

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    OP could be funny and just edit the post to gaslight you.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I literally just did that and was gonna write “check again, bucko”

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  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe he lost his left arm too

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He wrote be clutching the quill betwixt his buttcheeks

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    • PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      you got to hand it to him

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• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Writing poetry, ha! Ash can crush a metal cup with his hand.

  Groovy

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  • Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Groovy.

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• howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Writing with this thing sounds difficult because most of us write with our fingers. Proper writing technique is all arms since that allows you to write much more without fatigue. So as long as your elbows and shoulders are intact, you can just duct tape a pen to your stump and write just as well as you can with a hand. Think of writing on a chalkboard, but scale it down to a piece of paper.

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They didn’t have duct tape back then. Mechanical arm was obviously the only solution left

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• CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He also coined the popular German insult “Leck mich am Arsch” (literally “lick my ass”).

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  • slampisko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is that not what the very bottom line in the picture says?

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So it does.

      Another fun fact about the guy though is that he’s credited with coining the phrase “lick my ass” in his poetry.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well we don’t know that it popularized the phrase from that

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m fairly sure Catullus wrote poetry with similar phrases in it more than a thousand years earlier

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Catullus means puppy.

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    • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Then what does Dogullus mean?

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There is nothing stopping you from becoming a mercenary and getting your arm shot off, OP.

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ti’s but a scratch

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I like the bit about his friends having to roll a natural 20 to get him out of gaol.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And a bribe.

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Violet Evergarden irl. The warrior poet thing at least

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