Reminder for all Lemmy moderators and admins.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ok. I’m itchy now. Thanks.

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No worries, I got you.

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• Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No you can’t make me!

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• M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear, grass under ice and snow and now I have frost bite.

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s -20, I’ll have to dig out some grass.

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  • TheFrirish@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I miss proper winter

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  Nah mate

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sorry I’m allergic

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.

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• sag@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )

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  • dubyakay@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How do you get past the great firewall to post here?

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    • sag@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wrong Country. I know you are thinking Beijing. But it’s Northern India.

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• dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Outside? But that’s where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

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• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Grass is frozen, got frost bite.

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• Freefall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.

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• sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Okay, but what if I don’t want Lemmy users to be healthy?

  (Kidding! I love you all!)

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• masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jokes on you.

  I sit outside and doomscroll.

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s snowing 😭

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Then play in the snow! You can build a thing

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• Kichae@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Umm, it’s November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?

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• Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  I’m doing my part

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We’re having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.

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• Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The first Lemmy moderator joined the chat!

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      1000007522

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just came back from the park, very good advice

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Allergic.

  -“Atchoom!”

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Allergic to basically everything outside, and inside.

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• virku@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?

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  • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Touch snow instead

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• WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Last time I was outside didn’t end well…

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  I’ve said too much already

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I dunno, looks like a good time to me:-P

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What if I touch bush instead?

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  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t talk about your mother like that

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  • trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can also touch tree

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