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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • HexesofVexes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points

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    • kogasa@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream

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      • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn’t involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

    If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.

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    • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

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      • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck.

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    • anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

      Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

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    • ik5pvx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …static fuck?

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  • red@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

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    • jerakor@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.

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      • red@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A good point 😅

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn’t really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

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      • red@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

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    • nyctre@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A currency for sure. Both crypto and not

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, “what in the isomorphic fuck” covers all the bases?

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    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.

      Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.

      Shit gets real within three field of fucks

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.

    But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :

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    www.etymonline.com/word/absolute

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      (thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today

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  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “What kind of fuckery is this?”

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term

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    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      |fuck|

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    • pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ¿Porque no los dos?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, this is correct.

    You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

    Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I could fuck less.

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    • Szyler@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not possible for me 🫠

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If negative fucks are real, then it would be possible.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lots and lots of possible interpretations for “I don’t give a single fuck”.

    Including dozens…

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck

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  • SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV8D8K9JI

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes to all of those.

    Source, my time in the Army.

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I fucking love science

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  • Tzayad@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy fuck

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    • Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unholy fuck.

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve seen that video

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Both mythology fucks.

        A special subset of both imaginary & irrational fucks.

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  • propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Something’s fucky

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There are absolutely imaginary fucks.

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  • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that’s not nearly as fun!

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  • mathemachristian@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    None of that implies that fucks is a complete field sadly. If that were the case every bounded sequence of fucks would have an accumulation point. Which actually checks out, if you keep all your fucks within a certain range they’re bound to get focused on something. So never mind fucker is isomorphic to the complex field.

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  • ArtVandelay@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

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