Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?
fuckery
Submitted 1 week ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 week ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream
theneverfox@pawb.social 1 week ago
Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn’t involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.
If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?
Comment105@lemm.ee 6 days ago
That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck.
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.
Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.
Comment105@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 1 week ago
…static fuck?
red@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.
jerakor@startrek.website 6 days ago
The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.
red@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
A good point 😅
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 days ago
Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn’t really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.
red@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.
nyctre@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A currency for sure. Both crypto and not
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 week ago
‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.
theneverfox@pawb.social 1 week ago
Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 days ago
So, “what in the isomorphic fuck” covers all the bases?
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 6 days ago
No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.
Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.
Shit gets real within three field of fucks
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.
But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 days ago
(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 week ago
“What kind of fuckery is this?”
pyre@lemmy.world 1 week ago
what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 week ago
|fuck|
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 week ago
¿Porque no los dos?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Yes, this is correct.
You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.
Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 week ago
I could fuck less.
Szyler@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Not possible for me 🫠
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 week ago
If negative fucks are real, then it would be possible.
marcos@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Lots and lots of possible interpretations for “I don’t give a single fuck”.
Including dozens…
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck
SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yes to all of those.
Source, my time in the Army.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I fucking love science
Tzayad@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Holy fuck
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Unholy fuck.
Comment105@lemm.ee 6 days ago
I’ve seen that video
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Both mythology fucks.
A special subset of both imaginary & irrational fucks.
propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 week ago
Something’s fucky
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
There are absolutely imaginary fucks.
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 days ago
Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that’s not nearly as fun!
mathemachristian@hexbear.net 1 week ago
None of that implies that fucks is a complete field sadly. If that were the case every bounded sequence of fucks would have an accumulation point. Which actually checks out, if you keep all your fucks within a certain range they’re bound to get focused on something. So never mind fucker is isomorphic to the complex field.
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 1 week ago
We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points
kogasa@programming.dev 1 week ago
Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]