Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?
fuckery
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream
theneverfox@pawb.social 1 year ago
Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn’t involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.
If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck.
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.
Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
…static fuck?
red@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.
jerakor@startrek.website 1 year ago
The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.
red@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
A good point 😅
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn’t really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.
red@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.
nyctre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A currency for sure. Both crypto and not
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.
theneverfox@pawb.social 1 year ago
Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So, “what in the isomorphic fuck” covers all the bases?
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.
Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.
Shit gets real within three field of fucks
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.
But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 year ago
“What kind of fuckery is this?”
pyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 year ago
|fuck|
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 year ago
¿Porque no los dos?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yes, this is correct.
You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.
Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
I could fuck less.
Szyler@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not possible for me 🫠
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If negative fucks are real, then it would be possible.
marcos@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lots and lots of possible interpretations for “I don’t give a single fuck”.
Including dozens…
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck
SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes to all of those.
Source, my time in the Army.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I fucking love science
Tzayad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Holy fuck
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Unholy fuck.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’ve seen that video
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Both mythology fucks.
A special subset of both imaginary & irrational fucks.
propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Something’s fucky
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
There are absolutely imaginary fucks.
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 year ago
Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that’s not nearly as fun!
mathemachristian@hexbear.net 1 year ago
None of that implies that fucks is a complete field sadly. If that were the case every bounded sequence of fucks would have an accumulation point. Which actually checks out, if you keep all your fucks within a certain range they’re bound to get focused on something. So never mind fucker is isomorphic to the complex field.
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points
kogasa@programming.dev 1 year ago
Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]