Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?
fuckery
Submitted 9 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream
theneverfox@pawb.social 9 months ago
Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn’t involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it
over_clox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.
If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.
over_clox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?
Comment105@lemm.ee 9 months ago
That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck.
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.
Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.
Comment105@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 9 months ago
…static fuck?
red@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.
jerakor@startrek.website 9 months ago
The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.
red@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
A good point 😅
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 months ago
Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn’t really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.
red@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.
nyctre@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A currency for sure. Both crypto and not
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 months ago
‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.
theneverfox@pawb.social 9 months ago
Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So, “what in the isomorphic fuck” covers all the bases?
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.
Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.
Shit gets real within three field of fucks
Dasus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.
But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 months ago
(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 9 months ago
“What kind of fuckery is this?”
pyre@lemmy.world 9 months ago
what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 months ago
|fuck|
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 9 months ago
¿Porque no los dos?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Yes, this is correct.
You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.
Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 months ago
I could fuck less.
Szyler@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Not possible for me 🫠
Comment105@lemm.ee 9 months ago
If negative fucks are real, then it would be possible.
marcos@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Lots and lots of possible interpretations for “I don’t give a single fuck”.
Including dozens…
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck
SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.
samus12345@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yes to all of those.
Source, my time in the Army.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I fucking love science
Tzayad@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Holy fuck
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Unholy fuck.
Comment105@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I’ve seen that video
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Both mythology fucks.
A special subset of both imaginary & irrational fucks.
propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 months ago
Something’s fucky
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
There are absolutely imaginary fucks.
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 9 months ago
Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽
samus12345@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that’s not nearly as fun!
mathemachristian@hexbear.net 9 months ago
None of that implies that fucks is a complete field sadly. If that were the case every bounded sequence of fucks would have an accumulation point. Which actually checks out, if you keep all your fucks within a certain range they’re bound to get focused on something. So never mind fucker is isomorphic to the complex field.
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 9 months ago
We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?
over_clox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points
kogasa@programming.dev 9 months ago
Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]