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ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Fun fact in the original Lovecraft mythos the Necronomicons were normal ass books that just happened to hold eldritch and arcane knowledge. Im sure anyone who has had the misfortune of opening up a copy of Wealth of nations or Capital knows the feeling.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, normal is a stretch. They were still forbidden to read and written by a madman, driving anyone reading it at least partially insane.
Lovecraft was basing it on The King in Yellow by Robert Chambers. The character itseld also appears in the Lovecraft pantheon as Hastur.
Dav09@mander.xyz 1 year ago
!lovecraft_mythos@lemmy.world
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 1 year ago
… NECKTIE!..
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There! I said your damned words alright!
It’s sad how many people here don’t know what the meme is from.
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nickel?
FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Klaatu Barada Nikto
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I may not have said every single syllable!
BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What harm ever came from reading a book?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I remember laughing so hard at that, when I saw in the theater, that everyone around me was like, “SSHHH!”
I couldn’t help it. That was one of the funniest things in the whole movie.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Hail to the king, baby.
Ash Williams > Duke Nukem
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 year ago
We need that buddy cop movie
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.
It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Naw, man, that’s just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The exception that proves the rule?
Wynnstan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I often judge a book by it’s cover, because the back cover usually tells me what the book is about.
hopesdead@startrek.website 1 year ago
Fuck Lovecraft.
Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s from the Evil Dead movies (and TV series). It was inspired by Lovecraft, in that the book is called the Necronomicon, but that’s about as far as it goes.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Technically its the “Necronomicon ex Mortis”. Which of course means “Book of the Dead of the Dead”
hopesdead@startrek.website 1 year ago
Still, don’t like that the name is shared.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
nifty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule
NOPper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just like Evil Dead, it’s those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!
nifty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res
/s
I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
You can’t tell me wh… YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! …MUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.
Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wait I’ve got an idea. Let’s make Chat GPT read it.
bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Nobody: Hermaeus Mora trying to reach you:
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I wanna read it.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Soul Sacrifice was a fun game.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
That’s honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain’t no one tryna fuck with them on
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
You underestimate the kinks of people
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Unless you’re into that sort of thing…
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The embedded tooth really does it for me