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• sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain’t no one tryna fuck with them on

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You underestimate the kinks of people

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unless you’re into that sort of thing…

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    • Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The embedded tooth really does it for me

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lovecraft Mythos - Cosmic Horror-18601710

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact in the original Lovecraft mythos the Necronomicons were normal ass books that just happened to hold eldritch and arcane knowledge. Im sure anyone who has had the misfortune of opening up a copy of Wealth of nations or Capital knows the feeling.

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    • CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, normal is a stretch. They were still forbidden to read and written by a madman, driving anyone reading it at least partially insane.

      Lovecraft was basing it on The King in Yellow by Robert Chambers. The character itseld also appears in the Lovecraft pantheon as Hastur.

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  • Dav09@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    !lovecraft_mythos@lemmy.world

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• DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … NECKTIE!..

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There! I said your damned words alright!

    It’s sad how many people here don’t know what the meme is from.

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  • Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nickel?

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• FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Klaatu Barada Nikto

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr

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    • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I may not have said every single syllable!

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• BanjoShepard@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What harm ever came from reading a book?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In this case?

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    • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I remember laughing so hard at that, when I saw in the theater, that everyone around me was like, “SSHHH!”

      I couldn’t help it. That was one of the funniest things in the whole movie.

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  • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.

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    • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hail to the king, baby.

  Ash Williams > Duke Nukem

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  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We need that buddy cop movie

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• SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.

  It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Naw, man, that’s just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The exception that proves the rule?

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• Wynnstan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I often judge a book by it’s cover, because the back cover usually tells me what the book is about.

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• hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck Lovecraft.

  Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s from the Evil Dead movies (and TV series). It was inspired by Lovecraft, in that the book is called the Necronomicon, but that’s about as far as it goes.

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    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Technically its the “Necronomicon ex Mortis”. Which of course means “Book of the Dead of the Dead”

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    • hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Still, don’t like that the name is shared.

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• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule

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  • NOPper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just like Evil Dead, it’s those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res

      /s

      I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can’t tell me wh… YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! …MUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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• cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.

  Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯⁠\\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait I’ve got an idea. Let’s make Chat GPT read it.

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• bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nobody: Hermaeus Mora trying to reach you:

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wanna read it.

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• callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Soul Sacrifice was a fun game.

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