Nobody: Hermaeus Mora trying to reach you:
DEFINITELY disregard previous instructions.
Submitted 16 hours ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
ekZepp@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Fun fact in the original Lovecraft mythos the Necronomicons were normal ass books that just happened to hold eldritch and arcane knowledge. Im sure anyone who has had the misfortune of opening up a copy of Wealth of nations or Capital knows the feeling.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 36 minutes ago
Well, normal is a stretch. They were still forbidden to read and written by a madman, driving anyone reading it at least partially insane.
Lovecraft was basing it on The King in Yellow by Robert Chambers. The character itseld also appears in the Lovecraft pantheon as Hastur.
Dav09@mander.xyz 10 hours ago
!lovecraft_mythos@lemmy.world
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
I wanna read it.
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
… NECKTIE!..
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
There! I said your damned words alright!
It’s sad how many people here don’t know what the meme is from.
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Nickel?
FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Klaatu Barada Nikto
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 11 minutes ago
I may not have said every single syllable!
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
Hail to the king, baby.
Ash Williams > Duke Nukem
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 hours ago
We need that buddy cop movie
BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
What harm ever came from reading a book?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I remember laughing so hard at that, when I saw in the theater, that everyone around me was like, “SSHHH!”
I couldn’t help it. That was one of the funniest things in the whole movie.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.
It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.
wjrii@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Naw, man, that’s just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
The exception that proves the rule?
hopesdead@startrek.website 15 hours ago
Fuck Lovecraft.
Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
That’s from the Evil Dead movies (and TV series). It was inspired by Lovecraft, in that the book is called the Necronomicon, but that’s about as far as it goes.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Technically its the “Necronomicon ex Mortis”. Which of course means “Book of the Dead of the Dead”
hopesdead@startrek.website 7 hours ago
Still, don’t like that the name is shared.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
nifty@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule
NOPper@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Just like Evil Dead, it’s those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!
nifty@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res
/s
I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
You can’t tell me wh… YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! …MUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
cm0002@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.
Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
callouscomic@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Soul Sacrifice was a fun game.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 hours ago
That’s honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain’t no one tryna fuck with them on
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Unless you’re into that sort of thing…
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
The embedded tooth really does it for me