There’s a disturbing amount of thought put into that monstrosity.
I know what I got. No low balls
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Knowing the US, there’s a restaurant somewhere with ten metre high lettering proudly proclaiming “Home of the world famous wineroni!”
synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Not sure if this is a 9yo making food alone at home, or a straight up food crime.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m honestly surprised they cooked the hot dog or didn’t replace it. It just gets worse at every level.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 5 weeks ago
I really didn’t want to taste vomit in the back of my throat today, but here we are.
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
Still better than whatever that abomination is.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Slather it in mayo and get back to me.
JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
That sombitch needs some ice cream sprinkles
myliltoehurts@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Top it with some grated/melted cheese and it’s good to go.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I think that’s melted cheese beneath the dogs so no need. It’s kinda genius as this way it binds it all together and stops the bread getting soggy
jzzvid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Noticing the cheese is what made me realize whoever did it, did it with some thought behind it and that’s a little scary. XD
myliltoehurts@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Oh you’re right! It looks uh… different than what I’d expect melted cheese to be so I thought it was the bread being discoloured from sauce.
Valthorn@feddit.nu 5 weeks ago
Sloppy joe from Wish
Magister@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh shit I have to try this
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
No
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!
Stovetop@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
True art does not require an explanation.
krashmo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If you’re part of the beans on toast clan then you can still shush it. This is 10x the flavor of that survival ration. You would be lucky to have this masterpiece grace your mouth with its juices.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
This is basically beans and sausages on toast
MrMxyztplk@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Chef Boyardee juices really get my engine going.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
America was drunk
Daxelman@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is…is this a sandwich?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
it’s a taco. next question
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Fractal sandwich
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
American hot dog, or weenie,
wjrii@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This pales in comparison to cheesy blasters.
ettyblatant@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Thanks, Meat Cat!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The day you realize you’re girl is two Timing with Chef Boyardee and Oscar Mayer at the same time.
match@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
the day you realize you’re girl
oh my gosssssh
davidagain@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I read the title and became a lot confused. It doesn’t help that the US calls those weiners.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
You have my attention
SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I would eat this.
200ok@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Get in line, buddy
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Weenioli weenioli don’t lewd the dragon loli.