I know what I got. No low balls

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• SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I would eat this.

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  • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Get in line, buddy

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Weenioli weenioli don’t lewd the dragon loli.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There’s a disturbing amount of thought put into that monstrosity.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Knowing the US, there’s a restaurant somewhere with ten metre high lettering proudly proclaiming “Home of the world famous wineroni!”

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not sure if this is a 9yo making food alone at home, or a straight up food crime.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m honestly surprised they cooked the hot dog or didn’t replace it. It just gets worse at every level.

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• Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I really didn’t want to taste vomit in the back of my throat today, but here we are.

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  • StopJoiningWars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Still better than whatever that abomination is.

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Slather it in mayo and get back to me.

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  • JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That sombitch needs some ice cream sprinkles

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• myliltoehurts@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Top it with some grated/melted cheese and it’s good to go.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think that’s melted cheese beneath the dogs so no need. It’s kinda genius as this way it binds it all together and stops the bread getting soggy

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    • jzzvid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Noticing the cheese is what made me realize whoever did it, did it with some thought behind it and that’s a little scary. XD

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    • myliltoehurts@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh you’re right! It looks uh… different than what I’d expect melted cheese to be so I thought it was the bread being discoloured from sauce.

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• Valthorn@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sloppy joe from Wish

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• Magister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh shit I have to try this

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  • StopJoiningWars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!

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  • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    True art does not require an explanation.

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  • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you’re part of the beans on toast clan then you can still shush it. This is 10x the flavor of that survival ration. You would be lucky to have this masterpiece grace your mouth with its juices.

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is basically beans and sausages on toast

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    • MrMxyztplk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Chef Boyardee juices really get my engine going.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    America was drunk

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• Daxelman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is…is this a sandwich?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    it’s a taco. next question

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fractal sandwich

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  • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    American hot dog, or weenie,

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This pales in comparison to cheesy blasters.

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  • ettyblatant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thanks, Meat Cat!

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The day you realize you’re girl is two Timing with Chef Boyardee and Oscar Mayer at the same time.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    the day you realize you’re girl

    oh my gosssssh

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I read the title and became a lot confused. It doesn’t help that the US calls those weiners.

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• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You have my attention

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