Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.
Choose your fighter
Submitted 1 month ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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norimee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Yeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.
Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Also they tend to be fairly bullet proof too. You have to shoot them in this small area on the top of their head to kill em quickly. Otherwise they’ll live a while shooting back at you.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Glockatoo
They’re the one I can count on to not give up
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
obviously you gotta go with glocktopus, you can shoot 8 times
you don’t pick glocktopus? that’s waiting for you in the water, your head goes under? he’s there, he’s waiting for you, he’s not gonna fuck around.
okay class now we gotta get back onto our little cheeky curriculum
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
It’s not even a choice, bro. Glocktopus for life!
it_depends_man@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Glockness Monster *teleports behind you*
“nothing personal, kid”
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
personell*
don@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Those that know the meme know that this is the correct spelling.
franklin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everybody gangsta until the Glizzard shows up.
Tillyrblue@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Glock Ness Monster
At least I’ll have a 50/50 chance
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The clocktapus is chambered for 8x9x19mm
LordGimp@lemm.ee 1 month ago
What stupidity you must have to choose any other than the glockatoo. All the rest of them are ground dwelling or water critters. What if I want my Lil dude to fly up in the sky to shoot God?
Pixlbabble@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Glocktopus and Glockatoo are tied for me.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’m going outside the box and taking the Rhiglockeros.
- Large
- Armored
- Shooty and Stabby.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That horn would make for a great M2 mount. I mean a glocktopus would cause great chaos, but a 2.5ton beast with 5cm thick skin coming at you at 50km/h is already scary before adding a ma deuce and 200 rounds of belt fed 50cal.
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Hollywood? Are you reading this?
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Writer: ok so this new show is basically death note buuuut L wears a tinfoil hat at all times and is convinced kira is Bigfoot
Baguette@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Now i kinda miss r/bossfight. There’s some pretty cool bosses there
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 1 month ago
Glock Ness Monster because I’m also not real @.@
Also, “Glocktopus” reminds me of the Locktopus from Perfect Dark Zero 😅
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Things the English and the yanks have in common - thinking “loch” and “Glock” end in the same sound 🧐
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
These are basically Enter the Gungeon bosses
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Glocktopus.
Peace through superior firepower.