Why tho
Submitted 6 months ago by 01010101011@reddthat.com to memes@reddthat.com
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Grobmobularb@lemmy.world 6 months ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
awwwyissss@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Sorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans.
MxM111@kbin.social 6 months ago
Why tho
something_random_tho@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hey man, 100 bucks is 100 bucks
Entropywins@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why not?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
To solve unemployment
JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Calicocutpants are in Stock again?
Schal330@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You gotta give
swab148@startrek.website 6 months ago
You hit me in the cup
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 months ago
HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m so stressed out I’m taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s the secret they’re all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 6 months ago
Pretty sure it’s a pattern and not actual piss
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 months ago
How many room mates to you have to have $800 rent?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
My cat, who also lives in Wichita
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see
King3d@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
BasementParty@hexbear.net 6 months ago
[deleted]lapis@hexbear.net 6 months ago
Calico Cut Pants
literally opened the comment section to say this if nobody else had, and also to link getcalicocutpants.com
Raxiel@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 months ago
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I take it you’ve never heard of D-pants then?
youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g
frickineh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I mean, the company straight up said they’re pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.
exocrinous@startrek.website 6 months ago
There’s a Snopes article. This is real. Also they sell PissCoin
Wolfman86@hexbear.net 6 months ago
Looking like you’ve pissed yourself is apparently fashionable now.
root_beer@midwest.social 6 months ago
“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis”
gimpchrist@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ah yes the old pocket pee stain… because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.
Heavybell@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You don’t store your dick in your pocket? What on earth do you do with it, then?
kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This version has the “peed in my jeans, while lying in bed” look.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I actually just pissed on my trousers.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No shit.
Now I can piss myself and people think I’m rich instead of a messy drunk.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 months ago
That will be their next hit.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Most shit is less of a visual and more of an olfactory thing.