root_beer
@root_beer@midwest.social
- Comment on Why tho 5 months ago:
“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis”
- Comment on Boring ass planet 6 months ago:
Venus isn’t a planet either. It’s a hell-sphere. But that makes it even more rad 🤘
- Comment on We're all a little crazy 6 months ago:
Absence of an inner monologue does not mean that there is no thought process. I’ve done just fine without one myself.
- Comment on kids are gowing up faster and faster 6 months ago:
Give it a few years, they’ll be picking it up in middle school at least
My daughter has scored very high in math this year in fifth grade so they wanted to give her more advanced stuff, like moving into basic statistics. She isn’t having any of it though, she hates math and gets terrible anxiety from it. Can’t say I blame her, I was the same way.
…yet I’d cherish a job where I’d just spend all day futzing around in R
- Comment on evangelism 6 months ago:
The Onion’s TED parodies capture this dumb shit perfectly
- Comment on Evolution isn't linear. 6 months ago:
It just dropped the canister with the Metroid hatchling
- Comment on Evolution isn't linear. 6 months ago:
Hell yeah.
Pokémon: [day one] I wanna be the best Pokémon trainer the world has ever seen! [20 seasons later] Wow I got another gym badge! Pikachu is pretty decent!
Digimon: [day one] Oh this poor kitten, gotta save it from these big jerks! [end of season] Today, we must destroy God.
- Comment on Getting old sucks 6 months ago:
I preferred when they were originally Vin Diesel jokes, not the least in part because Chuck Norris is a chud
- Comment on Life was better in the nineties and noughties, say most Britons 6 months ago:
Someone said that the ‘90s were probably the best time to be a young adult in the US (with obvious exceptions of course), and having become one after 9/11–I got my first degree literally ten days after that—I am inclined to agree.
- Comment on I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" is 6 months ago:
Bitchin’
- Comment on I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" is 6 months ago:
I still use that, and I’m trying to bring def back but I got none of the rizz to do it
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 7 months ago:
Patent trollery, but white hat? I can get behind that
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 7 months ago:
Plungers wrapped in cheap tinfoil, don’t want to give them anything they can melt down and sell
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 7 months ago:
Stand up, raise your hands, and shout, “McDonald’s!”
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 7 months ago:
I quit with apps on LG after whatever I was watching or doing would cut out with an error message saying that the TV was out of memory. It was particularly egregious when I was playing video games. Now I have a Roku sound bar, but look where that’s gonna get me.
- Comment on CFCs 7 months ago:
Like he even read the response
- Comment on An achievement 8 months ago:
Ehh, wake me when he eats a candle or drinks a quart of motor oil again
- Comment on Dispose of them 8 months ago:
I’m with you, that seems tedious as hell
- Comment on Well it'll be unforgettable alright 8 months ago:
Staring at Seymour right between his steamed hams
- Comment on Well it'll be unforgettable alright 8 months ago:
RIP Kirk
- Comment on Altered Carbon 8 months ago:
Like what, a paramecium or baker’s yeast or something? At least I can’t have a collection agency coming after me then
- Comment on Choose your ultimate lineup! 8 months ago:
System and Deftones, and a packet of peanuts? Okay, sounds good
All the others can kick rocks though
- Comment on My pick is Rubberband Man by the Spinners. 8 months ago:
I already said Party Hard by Andrew W.K., next up is Iggy’s Lust For Life, then maybe finish up with Footloose by Kenny Loggins
- Comment on My pick is Rubberband Man by the Spinners. 8 months ago:
Ha, I was, no kidding, just going to say Party Hard
- Comment on Do you have to be Japanese to be a Kaiju? 8 months ago:
Can you really call Paul Bunyan a “good guy”? The canopy over North America was once monumental, but after he chopped it all down, it is mere legend, fading from memory with the death of each passing generation
- Comment on And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions 9 months ago:
He forgot to mention all the people just giving you drugs to get you addicted
Fuckin’ D.A.R.E.
- Comment on Angle 9 months ago:
It’s just the one swan, actually…
- Comment on A round of applause for Mike Drucker. 9 months ago:
Fair, seems like the common sense strat to take, but we know that they operate totally free and unencumbered from that
- Comment on A round of applause for Mike Drucker. 9 months ago:
Blame that on the people who choose to have the cameras aimed at her, not TSwift herself
- Comment on A round of applause for Mike Drucker. 9 months ago:
What could they possible offer to win her loyalty? We know where she stands on reproductive rights and while it may be a single issue, it’s an enormous single issue for a significant portion of the electorate.