King3d
@King3d@lemmy.world
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 1 week ago:
It’s called dystopian present.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 1 week ago:
Air One sees this post as a threat. Air One doesn’t like it one bit. Air One sees you when you are sleeping. Air One also likes watching the Oakland Athletics play and uses crime as an excuse to get the best seat. Air One wants a friend to join them. Air Two is coming to town later. Air One uses a screeching mating call to attract Air Two. Air Two ignored me, Air One Sad.
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 3 weeks ago:
It’s fucking dumb. No where did it say the pizzas are equal size. So the kids answer is just as right as her bullshit answer.
- Comment on The longer I look the less I can tell them apart 4 weeks ago:
She’s only 32. Looks like some serial killer flesh mask. She a disgusting human inside and out.
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 1 month ago:
Are you seriously tweep donkling tight now? you tweep donkle.
- Comment on What did he see? 1 month ago:
Lemon party
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Those shoes legit look like clown shoes. Makes sense I guess.
- Comment on Knee problem 1 month ago:
One of the dice has MS13 tattooed on it? Stop lying Terry. This is why no one believes you guys.
- Comment on So that's how they do it 2 months ago:
- Comment on Spooky 2 months ago:
Sorry, I lost connection… to the spirit realm. Please mute your mic if you’re not actively conjuring.
- Comment on The therapy I can afford 2 months ago:
I think it’s the ability to recall past information that you provided to AI. The scary part is that you are providing potentially personal or private information that is saved and could be leaked or used in other ways that you never intended.
- Comment on Mark Zuckerberg personally lost the Facebook antitrust case 2 months ago:
The initial suit was brought in December 2020. These things don’t happen over night.
- Comment on You are not in a good position 2 months ago:
Are they playing with the dictators and tarriffs expansion?
I would honestly love to see trump play diplomacy and fail so hard and complain when he loses.
- Comment on Everyone is watching me 2 months ago:
Which eyeball is yours?
- Comment on How to love 2 months ago:
There’s no such thing as gaslighting. Your making it up because your paranoid that everyone’s out to get you.
- Comment on Say when 2 months ago:
The dumb and dumber explosive diarrhea scene, but it’s the Olive Garden bathroom.
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 2 months ago:
No, the difference isn’t just “high brow vs. low brow.” The difference is context, delivery, and intent. Monty Python’s joke is funny because it’s absurdist satire, made within a comedic setting where the exaggerated reaction is the punchline. Stupid bullshit on a sign in some dump isn’t a joke, it’s just an unoriginal, lazy attempt at humor relying on implied violence.
And nice try with the bad faith argument, but my problem isn’t “blue collar Americans” (cute deflection, by the way). My problem is with the idea that slapping a threat on a sign and calling it a joke is somehow on par with actual well executed comedy. If you can’t tell the difference, that’s on you.
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 2 months ago:
Oh wow, comparing some rundown shithole “you’ll be shot” sign to Monty Python. That’s rich. Yeah, totally the same thing. one’s a legendary, meticulously written comedy sketch, and the other is just some backwoods inbred clown thinking threats are peak humor. But sure, those fragile pieces of shit that open carry in an Applebees to feel manly, probably also love Monty python, what do I know.
Also satire is lost on this as this situation has probably actually happened in America plenty of times and it’s now reality.
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 2 months ago:
- Comment on Musk 'Pressured' Reddit CEO to Silence DOGE Critics, Leaving Moderators Outraged: Report. 2 months ago:
As a fellow A’s fan I completely agree this analogy.
- Comment on Enshittification 2 months ago:
You clearly have zero understanding of what you are talking about and it shows. Again, DEI doesn’t mandate quotas or force hiring specific people based on race or other. You are either racist, ignorant, or stupid…or all three.
- Comment on I am the one who's aware of my own identity 2 months ago:
Taking shitpost literally
- Comment on Enshittification 2 months ago:
That take is just lazy and stupid. DEI is about making sure qualified people aren’t overlooked because of bias. Businesses only care about making money, not some imaginary diversity quota that tanked everything. Which is why successful businesses like Costco and Apple voted to keep it. DEI isn’t affirmative action. Try again, but do better this time.
- Comment on Two AI-powered charter schools could soon open in Pennsylvania 4 months ago:
Can’t be bothered paying our teachers a good livable salary, so we need to implement a 2hr a day AI school. Fuck this.
- Comment on Jack Black is what happens when the class clown doesn't become depressed and instead becomes even more of a clown 8 months ago:
It wasn’t him that made the joke, it was his bandmate Kyle Gass.
