Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.
Um. I choose cow.
Submitted 9 months ago by Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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themeatbridge@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Norgur@kbin.social 9 months ago
No one said you could keep the milk
GluWu@lemm.ee 9 months ago
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work
match@pawb.social 9 months ago
Nobody guaranteed breasts
glibg10b@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
The $2 price increase is unjustified. It’s the same amount of nipples either way.
miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Nipples?
jaschen@lemm.ee 9 months ago
lugal@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You’re out of line but you are right
The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Damn they’re right both ways too.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 9 months ago
Any opinion on the 5$ price?
Visstix@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?
TeddE@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Private golden adventures available. Inquire within.
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 9 months ago
At first I didn’t realize you’d get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol
Zoidberg@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Uh oh… Looks like someone chose the $5 option…
random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is’t a stretch.
…and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.
TheControlled@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m going with “people” meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.
Stache_@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No. Pay $5 to milk two people.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares.
Brekky@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)
Catarinalina@lemmy.world 9 months ago
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
I’d milk a person, assuming it was consensual.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
You’d… milk someone without consent?