Um. I choose cow.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d milk a person, assuming it was consensual.

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’d… milk someone without consent?

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.

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  • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No one said you could keep the milk

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    • NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m still in

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    • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nobody guaranteed breasts

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• glibg10b@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The $2 price increase is unjustified. It’s the same amount of nipples either way.

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  • miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nipples?

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  • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re out of line but you are right

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    • The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Damn they’re right both ways too.

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  • Hjalamanger@feddit.nu ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Any opinion on the 5$ price?

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• Visstix@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?

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  • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Private golden adventures available. Inquire within.

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• Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At first I didn’t realize you’d get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol

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• Zoidberg@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Uh oh… Looks like someone chose the $5 option…

  youtu.be/GKOMavMPpUM?si=hW84O03Xb_PwAF7z

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is’t a stretch.

  …and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You chose…poorly

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m going with “people” meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.

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• Stache_@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No. Pay $5 to milk two people.

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    • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares.

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• Brekky@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)

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• Catarinalina@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  not that there’s anything wrong with that

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