Guard of the Awwderworld

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seeing as the daschund was bred in the 1600s, I don’t think Greek mythology would have included it. It would be like saying the trojan war might have had muskets because the Iliad doesn’t say they didn’t have them.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t understand how that is the most upvoted comment in the thread? Like, is that supposed to be facetious? What the fuck is wrong with Lemmy?

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  • Schmuppes@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Of we’re gonna be smartasses in this comment section, the proper spelling is Dachshund. “Dachs” is German for badger, Hund is German for, well, dog.

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People who fact check jokes should have their commenting privileges removed.

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah we do Image

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s fucking awesome! I hope doggo is having a great time

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    • Schmuppes@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sure looks like it.

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No, but a popular internet theory has his name meaning “spotted one” and whether or not it’s actually entomologically true, is always a fun thought. To think a god of the underworld played fetch with spot, the goodness multi-headed boi

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So a dalmation of some sort?

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  • cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not trying to be an ass, but I’m pretty sure you meant etymologically. Entomology is the study of insects.

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    • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re right lol

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• elvith@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No, but everyone knows who’s a good boy! Right? Yes, you are! *pet*, *pet*

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  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You forgot a “pet”! He has 3 heads!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, that head was busy sniffing ass and gets no pets. Like always

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    • Flughoernchen@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The third head is not in mood for a pet just yet, it prefers snackos

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• Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A pug. It needs three heads to get enough oxygen into its lungs.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Every time I see a flat-faced dog, I feel bad for it. None of them can breathe properly. It’s disgusting that they keep getting bred. Let those breeds die out!

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• Pistcow@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought of him more like a 3-pug-problem

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  • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same with Chihuahuas.

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• nouben@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I say Cerberus is actually a Shitzu. Those cute looking menace will bite you without warning.

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about defining features in the mythos that can be traced to certain breeds

  Or what is the most common visual depiction or cerberus

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not a real dog.

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    • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s still no harm in attempting to identify Cerberus’s breed

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Prove it!

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah it’s a hot dog.

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t think they had naming conventions back in the day.

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  • Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you, you made my brain go down a rabbithole.

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      :O Thanks so much for the link! I was only remembering Beowulf’s dog which (IIRC) was only ever referred to as a war-dog.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My dad got the “cave canem” dog mosaic as a coaster when he visited Pompeii. He also put a “cave canem” sign above the dog house, which made most of the people walking by think his name was Cave.

      People don’t know much Latin even in college towns.

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• STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cerebus is an American bully xl

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  • metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, no kerberoasting.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Love this reference

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  • huginn@feddit.it ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cerberus is a puggadoodle with cropped ears

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