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What are these plants called?
Submitted 10 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
simple@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Been a while since I’ve seen this one
hperrin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.
Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Look like fun guys to me
Stretch2m@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Underappreciated comment.
taiyang@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Everything reminds me of… him.”
Thann@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
They look more like a fungus than a plant
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Is fungus differentiated from plants? Honest question, not a smartass one.
hperrin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The four kingdoms of eukaryotes are:
- Animals
- Plants
- Fungi
- Protists
So, taxonomically, plants are as different from fungi as they are from animals.
Above that is the domains of life:
- Eukaryotes (all of the above)
- Bacteria
- Archaea
Then above that:
- Cellular life (all of the above)
- Viruses
- Viroids
- Obelisks (Potentially. Just announced last month.)
Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes - they are completely different.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Phallusium chodecum
HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stinkhorns. There’s an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thanks! I finally got an ID on some wild looking fungi I found last month!
Taniwha420@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I figured. With a shape like that they could only be Phalloides.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sufficiently large mushrooms.
mhredox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus
instamat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Organic nature pegs
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Circumcision leftovers
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
No, definitely not.
As an aside never eat mushrooms unless you know for certain what they are.
Mango@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes pls
Slovene@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Smegmushroom
orivar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Dickweed
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
We called them Dead Man’s Fingers, but I’m not sure.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Bellend mushrooms
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Homewrecker.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Fungcock
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Phallus impudicus? Er, uh… I mean ISSA WEINER!!! HERPA DERPA DERPA!!! 😂🍄🍆💦💦💦
Taniwha420@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ooh … The Rude Dick! (That whole genus has the most hilarious names when translated. Dog Dick ranks up there too.)
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I take it you haven’t seen Saltburn.
Slow@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I remembered Mr. Garrison’s book from South Park and his book “Penis Valley”.
DarkThoughts@fedia.io 10 months ago
Everyone making penis comparisons really just reveal that they have tiny micro penises.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Chodestools
Nfamwap@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bravo.