What are these plants called?

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chodestools

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  • Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bravo.

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• azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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  • simple@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Been a while since I’ve seen this one

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.

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• Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look like fun guys to me

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  • Stretch2m@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Underappreciated comment.

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Everything reminds me of… him.”

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• Thann@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They look more like a fungus than a plant

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is fungus differentiated from plants? Honest question, not a smartass one.

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    • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The four kingdoms of eukaryotes are:

      • Animals
      • Plants
      • Fungi
      • Protists

      So, taxonomically, plants are as different from fungi as they are from animals.

      Above that is the domains of life:

      • Eukaryotes (all of the above)
      • Bacteria
      • Archaea

      Then above that:

      • Cellular life (all of the above)
      • Viruses
      • Viroids
      • Obelisks (Potentially. Just announced last month.)

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    • Gumbyyy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes - they are completely different.

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Phallusium chodecum

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• HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stinkhorns. There’s an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks! I finally got an ID on some wild looking fungi I found last month!

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  • Taniwha420@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I figured. With a shape like that they could only be Phalloides.

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• Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sufficiently large mushrooms.

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• mhredox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus

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• instamat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Organic nature pegs

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• PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Circumcision leftovers

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?

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  • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, definitely not.

    As an aside never eat mushrooms unless you know for certain what they are.

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  • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes pls

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Smegmushroom

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• orivar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dickweed

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• MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We called them Dead Man’s Fingers, but I’m not sure.

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bellend mushrooms

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• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Homewrecker.

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• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fungcock

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Phallus impudicus? Er, uh… I mean ISSA WEINER!!! HERPA DERPA DERPA!!! 😂🍄🍆💦💦💦

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  • Taniwha420@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ooh … The Rude Dick! (That whole genus has the most hilarious names when translated. Dog Dick ranks up there too.)

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• GroundedGator@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I take it you haven’t seen Saltburn.

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• Slow@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remembered Mr. Garrison’s book from South Park and his book “Penis Valley”.

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• DarkThoughts@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everyone making penis comparisons really just reveal that they have tiny micro penises.

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