Don't cut yourself on that edge

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is incredibly offensive; even with good trigger discipline, don’t rest your gun so close to your leg.

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  • Szymon@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    RELAX liberal, it’s called Dark Humor when you give yourself a life altering injury.

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    • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      OH, is it also “DARK HUMOR” to point out how unrealistic and painful that wrist angle is‽‽

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    • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, dude’s just a c programmer.

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like his finger’s off the trigger, plus it’s Jason Todd so that suit is about 90% spare ammunition by mass, decent odds the gun’s not even loaded yet.

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  • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It kinda looks a little like an alternate Deadpool, I don’t think he will have problems with shooting his leg off.

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    • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure it’s Red Hood (aka Jason Todd)

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    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you zoom in a bit the red on his chest is the Batman symbol shaped. Also getting Jason Todd vibes.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m 13 and a half and this is deep

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• mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nice afartment you got there

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• LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Blocked, reported, and banished to the phantom zone

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fhantom*

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      refarted*

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  • GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We don’t want them. >=[

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just wondering why liberals would have problem with fart humor?

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think they would - it’s just a meta-joke about conservative humor often being based around getting offended reactions from liberals rather than any wit of its own.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yea, like comedic posts you’ll find on !the_pack@lemmy.world

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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can explain, as a liberal.

    You see, were grossly offended by shitheads and bullshit. Farts tend to come from shitheads and bullshit.

    There’s many major pieces of shits right now. Like shitheads who want to stop kids from having free school lunch. Or focus on banning books. We are also deeply offended by bullshit like this Migrant Fleet, or saying how we can’t tax the rich. Or even worse, a mega asshole who speaks out of his fart mouth about how he pasta a cognitive test.

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Furthermore, as a liberal, I am offended that you appropriated my offense for your own purposes. You don’t get to be offended for me, and if you fail to stand up for liberal ideals and be offended, I get to be offended about that too.

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is anyone else actually kinda surprised that Red Hood doesn’t get the same “I haven’t read the comics at all” treatment from the thin blue skin crowd as The Punisher?

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Too recent and hasn’t been in any (theatrically-released) movies. Plus, before he became the Red Hood he was most well-known for wearing green shorts and getting his head bashed in with a crowbar, which spoils the power fantasy a bit.

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    • Astronautical@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plus he only really came back with the last Crisis or something, so he’s pretty fresh for lack of a better term

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• f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s “I hope we never part”, now get it right or pay the price!

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I rather fay the frice!

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• Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ppm-> fpm

  Farts per million is a better unit anyway.

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• Retreaux@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart reporting in

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• TheNanaimoBarScene@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  f*rt

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  • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤤

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• Johanno@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Farty?

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  • Facebones@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    F - A - R - T - Why?

    BECAUSE I ATEBEANS

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Surely this is fake. Surely nobody sincerely believes a fart “joke” qualifies as dark humor.

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    -☝️🤓

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  • takeda@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It can be dark if it is a shart.

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Best see a doctor if that’s the case, could be a sign of an internal bleed,

      Source, get to kick off valentine’s day with a bunch of jokes about practicing my deepthroating because the hospital disregarded me saying I was dehydrated, finger blasted me for science, then referred me for an endoscopy

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude what color are your farts

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