One of them should have been Wesley.
What part of this are you not understanding, Beverly?
Submitted 5 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to risa@startrek.website
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cybervseas@lemmy.world 5 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wesley is like half a Q. He can save himself.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Shut up, Wesley.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d feel bad about choosing between any of who’s up there, but I don’t think anyone would miss Wesley
Maalus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I liked him. They could’ve made the “boy genius” storyline a bit better, but then the “genius” part overlaps with Data too much I guess. Also, he shouldn’t have had issues getting into the academy at all
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I was 10 years old when TNG started, so Wesley was perfect for me. “A kid can be on the bridge of the Enterprise? A kid like me?”
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 months ago
I would execute Wesley myself to save Porthos.
Shawdow194@kbin.social 5 months ago
"The dog"...
You mean PORTHOS! Give them some respect!
milkisklim@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Aka the Destroyer of Trees, the Consumer of Cheese!
Telodzrum@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Scotty beamed into the vacuum of space, that’s not a lot of respect either.
madelena@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Exactly! The Dog is Tendi’s dog, not Archer’s dog.
dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 5 months ago
The dog is the only one that can’t actually consent to space travel, and regardless, couldn’t possibly know the risks.
Everyone else knows that they signed up to live in a metal box, with an artificial biosphere, which is all that separates them from the cold void of deep space. Also, said deep space is jam-packed full of things trying to actively break that metal box, if the crew doesn’t beat them to it first. And nobody knows that better than Seven.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Seven didn’t. At least not originally. Annika was dragged along by her parents out into the middle of nowhere to get assimilated.
Yes, she decided as an adult to continue her career in space, but she definitely didn’t make that original choice.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, but no one gets to choose where they live as a kid. Her parents took her to a particularly dangerous place, but plenty of parents go someplace dangerous with their kids on purpose. It’s basically abusive behavior, but it’s also not like they ever lauded Annika’s parents as heroes. They were pretty neutral on what happened.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We all live in outer space, out in the middle of nowhere. Everyone ever has, and will. And not a single one of us got a warning of the risks before they roped us all into this. Kinda messed up when you think about it.
accideath@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Can I save two if I kill Burnham twice?
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
two dogs? :D
fox2263@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d save seven and together would would figure out a way of using time travel to save the other 4
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Save the dog by merging it’s mind with Seven of Nine’s body. Not because it’s a sexy body, but because it has the nanoprobes.
Kovukono@pawb.social 5 months ago
We are the Dorg. You will become a good boy. Resistance is futile.
skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
…We will add your zoomies and derpy expressions to our own.
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 5 months ago
They should put Tuvix as choice as well .but porthos wins.
lolcatnip@reddthat.com 5 months ago
The logical choice is Jadzia, because if you save her you also save Dax.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No one said Dax wouldn’t survive. It only shows Jadzia. So still Porthos.
GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Why is it only women in the comparison with a dog?
nzeayn@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Because this community is filled with dissapointments. Who think it’s funny to equate women and dogs. Then brush off complaints with shit like “but the girls can save themselves! god why is comedy illegal now!?”
Don’t worry about calling me out for being insulting by calling people dissapointments folks. I’m unsubbing. I cant with this place anymore.
Chriswild@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Because men aren’t worth saving probably
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
The dog represents captain Kirk
Fades@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Seven or jadzia is an impossible choice for me
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Just remember that you can’t save Porthos and the cheese.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We know cheese makes Porthos sick, but we never found out where Porthos goes when he needs to do his business. Is there a turf deck on the NX-01?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ask Reed. He’s the one that has to walk him.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I guess the same place anyone goes to do there business. Its a bit of a taboo so no one talks about it.
thorbot@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My hormones would choose Seven. God damn that thing she wears always drove me crazy
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Spot.
xkforce@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oof no one tell op what happened to Porthos.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He got six kinds of cheese. I’ve seen Enterprise. You can’t fool me.
Also, that was a different Porthos in Star Trek that doesn’t count and it couldn’t have been the same dog anyway unless they invented super long-life dog extension medicine or something.
So what happened to Porthos is he got six kinds of cheese. The end.
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 months ago
… In about seventy five years when he rematerializes…
Tischkante@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
It would be Dex, but the old fart is gonna make it anyway. So I’ll save 1/6th of everyone else and let annoyed fix the rest in sick bay.
noraa_r@startrek.website 5 months ago
Can I save all BUT one? Because then I’d choose Michael Burnham NOT to save. I actually liked her character in season 1, and even in most of season 2, but once they jumped to the future, she’s just become insufferable. I hate the term “Mary Sue,” as it is typically used incorrectly (and typically for misogynistic reasons), but Burnham has very much turned a Mary Sue.
jinarched@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Jadzia. I just saved two lives.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sure, that’s what Janeway said when she killed Tuvix.
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Obviously a dog if it was any dog other than a beagle, one of the most noisy, annoying dogs on the planet, even when they are sweet and cute
madelena@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
All 6 of them can save themselves just fine.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Jadzia, because she’s awesome.
klemptor@startrek.website 5 months ago
Jadzia can save her own self though because she’s a badass. Porthos is a helpless lil doggo.
Jaccident@startrek.website 5 months ago
Porthos made it to the end of his series, meanwhile Jadzia…
elslide@lemmy.world 5 months ago
someone should have told Worf this
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Am I a weirdo for liking Ezri?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I like both Ezri and Jadzia, but Rick Berman did Terry Ferrell dirty and that’s the only reason we had Ezri. So I like Ezri, but there never should have been an Ezri.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No, Ezri is cool too.
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I like Ezri. It was somewhat crazy to me that they never originally intended on killing her off to begin with.
Like, they created a race that can (sort of) Doctor Who style turn into a brand new person, and their plan was to never utilise that beyond one season 1 episode where someone steals the Dax symbiote?
That’s crazy to me. Don’t get me wrong, they did utilise the “I have multiple lifetimes of experience” aspect, but never intending to give her a new character was a little odd.
I really liked Ezri. It’s just really unfortunate what happened to Terry Farrell that made it happen.