until she speaks
It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.
Submitted 10 months ago by LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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dipshit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ByteWizard@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You sound triggered. Touch grass once in a while and the truth won’t be so upsetting to you.
PoliticalAgitator@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This was so awkward I had to check if you were joking but nope, actual conservative who got his feelings hurt and retaliated with the two most generic right-wing insults there are.
I could teach your entire personality to a bird.
dipshit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sorry, rosanne. I didn’t know you were on lemmy. I still don’t like some of the shit you say. You did an ok job on that one sitcom you had. I forgot the name of it. Not very funny though. Cool to meet you online though!
Teon@kbin.social 10 months ago
But they are both bat shit crazy, so looks mean nothing at this point of de-evolution.
muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have you heard of the crazy hot graph?
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Crazy right wing is never hot tho. Boner killer for sure.
NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 10 months ago
Ah the Vicky Mendez parallel
kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I just feel bad for madonna, that’s a mental health issue and just sad stuff all around.
NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I would say the same for both.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Should feel bad for Roseanne then as well
phillaholic@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Why? She had so many chances at just not saying really shitty things and ended up getting a huge pay out to not work anymore.
HubertManne@kbin.social 10 months ago
speak for youself and the current pictures you are using I would say is about the most flattering of the one and unflattering of the other.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
true I did select the best current Roseanne picture I could find, but as for the Madonna picture, that is the best current photo that exists of her, simply what she looks like now.
HubertManne@kbin.social 10 months ago
her instagram is pretty recent stuff and you can see the similarity to the photo you used but more flattering I think. https://www.instagram.com/madonna/
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Madonna looks like a man wearing Madonna like a suit.
Tathas@programming.dev 10 months ago
Can I have… some sugar… water?
FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
MOAR
Iliveonsaturdays@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s 2024 and Steve Buscemi is now more attractive than Mickey Rourke
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
for fun I wanted to upload comparison photos of Mickey Rourke and Steve, but Steve Buscemi photos not needed; we all know what he looks like.
AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.
There’s no gray area. It’s like he woke up one day and had become a troll.
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wow he used to look a lot like Bruce Willis
glorious_albus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Always has been.
z00s@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Everything everywhere all at once” is the title of a movie, not something you should tell your plastic surgeon.
Smeagol666@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I just watched that movie three days ago, had to get some everything bagels to celebrate.
FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 10 months ago
Madonna spent years as a sex symbol, which absolutely takes time, effort and very consenious eating. Not to mention makeup, hair and fashion. What I see in her pic is a streamlined and simple to maintain look.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Then why destroy her face with terrible plastic surgery
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Because she had the audacity to * gasp * age. When you’re a person who has been valued by the entire world for how your face looks, it’s going to be fucking shattering when normal aging things start happening and people post pictures of you online with headlines and comments and articles about you’ve “let yourself go.”
There is no winning. We demand that these women “age gracefully” which means, get no plastic surgery, but also stay hot like you were when you were 20, until you die, plz.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
consenious
Consensual?
Conscious?
Conscientious?
Contentious?
Igloojoe@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Thats not relaxing on beauty. That’s trying harder than ever and using plastic surgery / botox.
Pratai@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
They’re both uglier than each other. For different reasons.
ciferecaNinjo@fedia.io 10 months ago
Shame this is posted on a centralized Cloudflare instance, which causes problems for people using Tor:
Attachment: fedia.io ↗BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 10 months ago
Are we purchase shaming people here now for buying a cheap fucking domain on Cloudflare? This is so stupid that you are this petty, it amazes me.
snowe@programming.dev 10 months ago
Also cf is about the only way to make federation affordable and safe. If we didn’t use cf on programming.dev, the server charges per month would bankrupt me. I’m not getting nearly enough donations to cover the bandwidth costs for every single call, cf covers like 70% of the bandwidth for free just due to caching. And cf also allows you to block and report child porn, thus taking another burden off server administrators.
People that think you shouldn’t use cf just do not understand what it takes to run an instance.
ciferecaNinjo@fedia.io 10 months ago
“Petty” for not supporting the elitism and exclusivity that you support? Cloudflare blocks impoverished communities whose ISPs cannot afford an IPv4 for everyone. Shame on them and shame on you for supporting it.
Chozo@kbin.social 10 months ago
I think whatever you're doing is a little overkill for Lemmy. Normal users don't have these issues.
ciferecaNinjo@fedia.io 10 months ago
Normal users don't have these issues.
That’s not true. Cloudflare impacts both normal users and street-wise users. In particular:
- users whose ISP uses CGNAT to distribute a limited range of IPv4 addresses (this generally impacts poor people in impoverished regions)
- the Tor community
- VPN users
- users of public libraries, and generally networks where IP addresses are shared
- privacy enthusiasts who will not disclose ~25% of their web traffic to one single corporation in a country without privacy safeguards
- blind people who disable images in their browsers (which triggers false positives for robots, as scripts are generally not interested in images either)
- the permacomputing community and people on limited internet connections, who also disable browser images to reduce bandwidth which makes them appear as bots
- people who actually run bots – Cloudflare is outspokenly anti-robot and treats beneficial bots the same as malicious bots
breakingcups@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s the beauty of the fediverse
ciferecaNinjo@fedia.io 10 months ago
It’s an abuse of the fediverse and antithetical to decentralization.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 months ago
No, I’m not googling that.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
nbafantest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Good on her for taking better care of herself. It is not easy, especially when you started from the left picture.
sagrotan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Was there a time when Madonna was attractive? Witnessed her whole career, involuntary, but missed that moment apparently.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is like saying dirt looks better than mud.
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Madonna’s face is a good example of what happens when someone has more money than sense
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah it’s like all her ugliness moved to the inside
firkin_slang_whanger@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If I had a reddit award, I’d give it to you.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sir, this is a Lemmy’s.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thanks for the mold, kind deranger
Kbobabob@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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