FeetinMashedPotatoes

@FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Counterspell this⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m waiting for people to just mod a fucking .45 Caliber into Baldurs Gate 3 so I can blast Gortash in his fucking head the first time I see him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eurogamer readers' top 50 games of 2023⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah Baldurs Gate 3 set a new standard for an RPG. I’m sure the new Zelda was a fantastic game but I doubt a sequel for a Zelda game is gonna be as influential

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to keep a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how you keep a man in the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  MOAR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They were too cramped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s too late dude I opened this at work and now I have cum all over my pants way to go!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking machine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon Prime Video will start showing ads on January 29th unless you pay extra for ad-free⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Prime’s entire UI already sucks dick. I can’t even tell which shows/movies I can watch without having to pay, rent, or subscribe. Like mfer I’m paying to watch whatever Amazon has to offer. I only use it for The Boys, Reacher, and Invincible. Even with how much I would love to support these shows, fuck Amazon.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A masterpiece⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Now we’re talking 🤤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  BONK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And this is why I no longer have cable.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh the nostalgia, takes me back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why are there red lights on this one?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda Announces New-Gen Update For Fallout 4 Coming Next Year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And you can get it next year on sale for $70 because fuck you you stupid consumer bitch that’s how it works here in Bethesda! Now go praise Starfield you fucking idiot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Year's Santa figurines⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  3 each for a Hoe Hoe Hoe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And this is why I no longer have cable.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I love you weather channel, never change weather channel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨E3: Once world's biggest gaming show permanently axed - BBC News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Crowbcat FTW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So does all of the nut in my bedside trashcan gonna be waiting for me in heaven with half chromosome bodies or some shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know it's one of you guys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “yeah baby you like my baby smooth dick?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a classic issue...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Hehe…yeah…finger… definitely my finger…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send that debt to the shadow realm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “OH NO! THATS GOING TO GIVE ME 10,000 MORE ATTACK POINTS ON MY TOTAL DEBT LIFE”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carmakers Push Forward With Plans To Make Basic Features Subscription Services, Despite Widespread Backlash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Only the stupid rich people who are complete fucking idiots are gonna spend money on this. That and people irresponsible with money who are also complete morons. Anyone with a sense of financial responsibility will absolutely not buy these shitty anti consumer cars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  British mfers be like: “OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Reese’s for days motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The secret life of Jimmy Zhong, who stole – and lost – more than $3 billion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This could definitely be a neat movie to watch. Also that PI was a badass. Only one leg and working her ass of on this investigation. Shame they never found the thief that set this all off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft completes Activision Blizzard acquisition, Call of Duty now part of Xbox | Microsoft now publishes franchises like Warcraft, Diablo, Overwatch, Call of Duty, and Candy Crush.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  How is this a good deal at all? All these games have been going downhill for years now. I mean I guess they can still be cash cows but they’re not gonna be praised or loved anymore just for being part of Xbox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty Sales Breakdown - with PC making up a whopping 68% of units sold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow you’re a salty dipshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well they left out the High IQ move below sleep…smoke crack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cyberpunk patch 2.01 now available⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This was killing me! One of my favorite builds was pistols and fists, trying to replicate John Wick’s Gun-Fu. But it became impossible after 2.0 since I couldn’t switch to arms smoothly after my pistol clip was empty. Looking forward to this fix a lot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cyberpunk patch 2.01 now available⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be nice if you had to use the scanning more to defeat bosses and higher rank enemies. Like unless you take in account their weakness (electric, fire, poison, etc ) it should be damn near impossible. Bonus points if it was similar to Witcher 3 when hunting Cyberpsychos that investigating the scene where they attacked gave you clues on how to defeat them, instead of my common method of using a Sandevistan and punching the fuck out of their face until they stop moving

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cyberpunk patch 2.01 now available⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They can’t keep getting away with this shit! 😭