Smeagol666

@Smeagol666@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there some school to learn how to be a sycophant?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any Ivy-league school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Dog Buddy just turned 4 years old yesterday. I flew home for it. And we give him all kinds of snacks and treats all day long. Question is. Does he actually know its his B-Day or just we are.....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I’m sure he knows! Later when you’re both in Heaven (he, in Dog Heaven of course), you’ll both hang out at the Heaven Dog Park and you’ll both talk/bark about the good old days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there any negative consequence to wearing socks inside out?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have neuropathy and so I wear special diabetic socks that are even more fuzzy on the inside than regular socks. It helps somewhat with the pain. I guess the extra stimulation of the fuzzy side kind of distracts the nerves that are telling me that I’m being stung by wasps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Pox Eclipse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens if I eat a box of paper clips before an MRI?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The good thing is that whatever you were going in for the MRI for won’t matter, because you’ll be dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else getting a bit of schadenfreude from the news each day?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look it up, you silly little bundle of twigs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else getting a bit of schadenfreude from the news each day?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice argument. I scored in the 98 %ile on the CTMM, how did you do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else getting a bit of schadenfreude from the news each day?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Seeing all these Kamalama-ding-dong supporters bitch and moan and gnash their teeth is somewhat satisfying, because the shit-asses of the DNC are what got us this orange buffoon in the first place. How fucking bad does a candidate have to be to lose to a fucking cartoon character like Trump? Ask Hillary. I feel a little schadenfreud, but then I think of the Alice in Chains lyric: You think it’s funny, well/ You’re drowning in it too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does most religion talk about their GOD being male? Especially Christains and Muslims. Is there a prominent female god that as big as the other two that I am missing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Likely comment from a godless commie. I keed, I keed, lol. Viva la revolucione, comrade!