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• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  no worries, my brain will remind me every 45 seconds for the next 3 weeks

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And keep going for the rest of your life, just at a lower frequency because there’s more screw-ups to keep getting reminded of.

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    • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ha, yep. theres a lot of backpressure there in that pipe

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  • Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lucky.

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  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weeks? Luckyyyy.

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only 3 weeks ? Lucky bastard

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I used to work for a large corporation and one day I found myself in a meeting with a bunch of female vice presidents where I was the only man there. The presenter was unable to display on the big screen because she didn’t have a connector; I happened to have the right kind and loaned it to her.

  She said “you’re pretty handy to have around.” My brain decided that a clever thing to say in response would be “well, I’m pretty well-endowed in the dongle department” and I started to say that before my brain thought better of it and cut me off. So what I actually said was “well, I’m pretty well-endowed”. One woman in the room actually guffawed but everybody else managed to ignore it - although I’m willing to bet this story was told later more than a few times.

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus fucking Christ, how did you not just die on the spot?

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  • victron@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I felt the pain through my phone.

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  • Wilzax@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you realize how that sounded you can save it by looking embarrassed and apologizing, and clarifying you meant something like “equipped”. Typically a gaff is better than leaving things at creepy

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  • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This one’s a weiner winner

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dying

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• Czarb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s the missed quicktime events that gnaw at my soul.

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• AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s been over 20 years and there are two that haunt me to this day.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As someone with one haunting me for a little longer, fucking mood.

    However I am curious about yours…

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just like Fallout 4, I only ever select the sarcastic option.

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  • drislands@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I bet you do. 🙄

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I should go.

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was talking to my dad about family drama, and instead of wording my sentence properly I made it seem like I called my cousin a cow

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s when you clarify that you like some cows. They can be sweet, dumb animals.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That shit when they hop around after being let out of the barn in the spring almost makes me regret all the burgers.

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• FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  26 year old here. Happens constantly. I really wish reality would let me kinda pause time for a second like in a video game, so I have time to weigh up my options. Tbh tho, I’d probably still end up regretting things I’ve said

  I’m getting better though. I can have a conversation with most people and most likely not say something completely fucking retarded. But there are times I say dumb shit and end up reliving those moments constantly in my head.

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  • Cheskaz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Give me that quick save/load function

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  • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One thing you can do for a pause in the conversation, is simply to put a thoughtful look on your face and stroke your chin for a moment while you figure out the best answer. This way the person you’re talking to knows that you were listening, so they don’t feel ignored, and it gives you that moments pause you need. Plus, bonus, sometimes they think you’re smarter and more thoughtful than you actually are.

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• Kjatten@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And then you imagine the “person will remember that” up in the corner

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• simin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  used to

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• bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to load previous save?

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• puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me starting a conversation with my dad about some mundane things that instantly turn into him talking about conspiracy theories.

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• CliveRosfield@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For some people that’s just how dating works out

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  • AnonWyo@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot.

    That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.

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• Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “yall” melting my brain cells painfully, 1 cell at a time:

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  • seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Y’all is great and as a foreign speaker it’s really nice

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      y’all is nice but yall isn’t

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Y’all have fun with that, y’hear?

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  • mriormro@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a second person plural pronoun. Other languages have them. For instance, Spanish has vostotros/ustedes and German has ihr.

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      English already has a plural pronoun: “you”. It’s the singular that we’ve lost: “thou”.

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yeah, I know the utility of the word but it just doesn’t sound nice, I try to restructure my sentences to avoid it whenever possible. just the tone of “yall” has the “trying to seem cool” vibe and it feels like an overfriendly word to use in most scenarios.

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  • optissima@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yet the misuse of a colon as a form of sentence punctuation doesn’t hurt more? Talk about arbitrary…

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wdym?

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• chaosppe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• rony4102@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Instant regret

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• pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Oh, you’re not pregnant? I thought you were, you look like it”

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfwA79JwS6Q

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