If this is real, you know they have better sex than any of us.
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Submitted 6 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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cybervseas@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Lekip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
You guys have sex!?
Johanno@feddit.de 6 months ago
With my hands
xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s lucky he’s the vector data guy because if she was in charge of aiming it in there’d be rounding errors
cybervseas@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s fun trying to figure out what their dirty talk is like.
baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 6 months ago
That is a good way to get citations, NGL.
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I aspire to be that professor that’s married to their arch-academic-enemy
hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 6 months ago
okay SO, yeah, well, anyway, okay like, there’s this HILARIOUS RIVELRY going on between those two teachers I no and it’s all written DOWN in scientifatic PAPERS that are publicly available for anyone but I won’t LINK them because shirley my badly spelt TALE of what happened sprinkled with RANDOM capitalized WORDS is much more HILARIOUS than anybody readings it FOR themselves
xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
WHERE IS PART 3 I NEED TO KNOW THE FALLOUT
Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
I went hunting and found OOP’s blog. There isn’t much more to the story, which I will transcribe here:
until like LAST WEEK
professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word “husband”
and obviously all the students are like “oh i didn’t know u were married!” because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine
and shes like “yeah, it’s Professor A”
and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT
we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guyDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 months ago
Man said “rivels” and “utalized”
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
This comedy lost me at ‘literally’, because that’s how I know I don’t need to invest more time on it. Hey Skippy! Learn another adverb, okay?
I get that colleges are no longer failing papers with 3rd-grade spelling mistakes and comma splices at it ruins the uni’s bottom line. But I miss even when unis had just a little more pride in themselves.
CaveExploder@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What a weird idea that there is any sort of rivalry between two data types used in the same science. I have a hard time believing that any geospatial science professor is in a war over this. Analogously this would be like two carpenters having a war over saws vs hammers. They are both indispensable tools in carpentry. Sometimes you saw something and then use a hammer on the next step, sometimes you hammer something and saw something next. It’s… You use both. You’ll always use both.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 6 months ago
Great advertising though. Everyone that reads the letters will learn their names.
Trabic@lemm.ee [bot] 6 months ago
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no parking in the white zone
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Trabic@lemm.ee [bot] 6 months ago
It’s really the only sensible choice. If it’s done properly, therapeutically there’s almost no danger involved
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
It sounds sweet.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 months ago
better then
than
massive_bereavement@kbin.social 6 months ago
Then than better than better then
weariedfae@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I really hope you’re obfuscating the real thing they are fighting over because it makes zero sense that anyone would fight over which is “better”. Like, what? You… You have to use both like… All the time. I’ve never had a project outside of a class assignment that didn’t require both.
WTF
AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My domain is more bioinformatics than GIS, but the way I imagined it was that if one was arguing that [thing] data is better, they’re arguing that if more people recognised the innate benefits of [thing], we wouldn’t have to rely on software that uses [other thing] so much, and that to properly utilise [thing], it would take a bit of radical reworking of workflows, but there would be significant long term net benefit.
Basically, I think arguments like this tend to be more grounded in the socio-cultural practices of a research field than the absolute technical merits of an approach. Like in my domain, a DNA sequence is just a long sequence of 4 different letters (A, T, G & C), but there’s a bunch of ways we can encode that data into a file, many of which have trade-offs (and some of which are just an artifact of how things used to be done)
Yokozuna@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I can oddly relate because I’m taking courses right now that deal with these data sets, GIS is a great field with lots of opprotunities that pays well even in entry positions. If anyone is curious, they should look it up. It can be used in soooo many different applications and fields, it’s very versatile.
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My dad is a software developer for a popular GIS software. It’s just weird to see someone on Lemmy talking about GIS lol
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 months ago
ESRI or Q? There are not that many. 😂 There are several GIS adjacent communities on here. We get obsessive.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 months ago
map nerds unite ✊
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 months ago
All I know about GIS is that there’s a plugin for Postgres called postGIS and it uses spatial coordinates.
TIMMAY@lemmy.world 6 months ago
the spelling is atrocious in this ffs
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
They really are a geographer
Fishroot@hexbear.net 6 months ago
Most healthy Work wife/husband relation
Mbourgon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Tease.
PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Keep your enemies close…
bubbalu@hexbear.net 6 months ago
…and your spouse at icy remove.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 months ago
Ah, dialectics.
davidgro@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Gotta be careful with those before a long trip.
Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 months ago
R I V E L S
thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.org 6 months ago
My brain will spin out all day if I don’t get this off my chest:
- It’s Esri, not Eris
- Wtf is ‘interplantaring’?
FluminaInMaria@mander.xyz 6 months ago
Extrapolantaring at it’s finest.
Dimand@lemmy.world 6 months ago
DOIs or GTFO
Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ah, a long con. Nice.
SkadusX@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Vector gang 4 lyfe ✊
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 months ago
You my people.
SkadusX@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They have their purpose. But that purpose… is suspect.
sour@kbin.social 6 months ago
is geometry dash reference [._.]
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hyperreality@kbin.social 6 months ago
Geospatical, utalized, insistanting, ...
Dyslexia or fake.
Seabazz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not uncommon for stem majors to have poor English. My freshman brochure for my engineering college had “enlish 20”. Which I found ironic they misspelled the spelling class lmao
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 months ago
Insistanting, reguardless, reguarding, better then, differnet
GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Spelling is a poor indicator of competence.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The thing is, all these words were used correctly. This isn’t a dumb person pretending to be in science, it’s just someone who can’t spell.