Know you're character

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• 404@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Even the post title. Good job I hate you

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  • ledtasso@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Their username is also hilarious

    FARTYSHARTBLAST

    a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D

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    • GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought that was the reference! Good to know I’m not crazy.

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• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef

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  • habanhero@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.

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    • Yearly1845@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • bfg9k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder

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• stephfinitely@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a “he” was over the line.

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• clearedtoland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.

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• GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything

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  • FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “No John, you are the demon.”

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  • redcalcium@lemmy.institute ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    John Halo the Masterchef?

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  • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Everyone knows his name is Terry Mother Moy

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• RaiIsNotYourGuy@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character’s name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.

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  • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo’s monster.

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    • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not true! It’s only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it’s above the surface, it is called Magtroid.

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  • Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ok, this hurts more than the chart lol

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• Belgdore@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.

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  • SerJunkan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario seems valid.

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• thekerker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

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  • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    John Halo, the best master queef there ever was

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  • lnee@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the Spartan Edge.

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  • AuntieFreeze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    SOISOISOISOISOISOI

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• SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This post gave me a stroke.

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• merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.

  And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman

  Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.

  Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby

  Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser

  And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My favourite is definitely Elden John

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s the hero of Elden Ring right?

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  • Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought it was the punk band No Effects

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• Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.

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  • mckean@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I believe he will rip off his head and shit down his neck…

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    • Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Shake it, baby!

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• Lyricism6055@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Metroid is the coolest guy ever.

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  • anonymous_28@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s the coolest robot

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  • uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t he a she?

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• Shard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This hurts me mentally and physically.

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  • DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I didn’t realize until I got to the bubble gum.

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• smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But what if Zelda was a girl?

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  • TheOctonaut@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny

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  • clearleaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She would marry Metroid

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.

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  • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t Tom Braider a famous quarterback in the NHL?

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• thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  KNOW YOU ARE

  oh I see now

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can’t wait to play these on my Nintendo

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Your*

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  • otp@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was happy knowing that I am character

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    • ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  …You used Blue’s sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.

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• beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I’m here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I’m all outta ass!”

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• Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.

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• Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling “Pecan Fire!”

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• Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So duke was the chief all a long!

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• soupbowl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao

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• lustyargonian@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You joke but I really don’t know the name of Price of Persia. He’s the cool guy who avoids floor like it’s lava.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, how much does Persia cost?

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    • lustyargonian@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      thouSands of Times more than two thrones.

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• clearleaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pikmin is a pretty cool character too. He’s an astronaut scientist who has a lot of respect for animals and nature.

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• TheBadgerKing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Arrrgh! I hate everything about this post. Love it!

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• Here4CatPics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn’t reared it’s head in decades come crashing over me

  Was that a stroke?

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• Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ah yes they forgot the super fast bird that hunts for cyborgs in a dystopian future, blade runner

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