FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
Know you're character
Submitted 11 months ago by FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
habanhero@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.
bfg9k@lemmy.world 11 months ago
dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder
stephfinitely@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a “he” was over the line.
clearedtoland@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.
GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br 11 months ago
Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo
smeg@feddit.uk 11 months ago
He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything
FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“No John, you are the demon.”
redcalcium@lemmy.institute 11 months ago
John Halo the Masterchef?
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everyone knows his name is Terry Mother Moy
RaiIsNotYourGuy@programming.dev 11 months ago
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character’s name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo’s monster.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not true! It’s only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it’s above the surface, it is called Magtroid.
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ok, this hurts more than the chart lol
Belgdore@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
SerJunkan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario seems valid.
thekerker@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
John Halo, the best master queef there ever was
lnee@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the
SpartanEdge.AuntieFreeze@lemmy.world 11 months ago
SOISOISOISOISOISOI
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This post gave me a stroke.
merc@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
rockerface@lemm.ee 11 months ago
My favourite is definitely Elden John
merc@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He’s the hero of Elden Ring right?
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I thought it was the punk band No Effects
Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.
mckean@programming.dev 11 months ago
I believe he will rip off his head and shit down his neck…
Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Shake it, baby!
Lyricism6055@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Metroid is the coolest guy ever.
anonymous_28@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
He’s the coolest robot
uranibaba@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Isn’t he a she?
Shard@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
This hurts me mentally and physically.
DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I didn’t realize until I got to the bubble gum.
smeg@feddit.uk 11 months ago
But what if Zelda was a girl?
TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 11 months ago
What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
clearleaf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She would marry Metroid
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Isn’t Tom Braider a famous quarterback in the NHL?
thorbot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
KNOW YOU ARE
oh I see now
sirico@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Can’t wait to play these on my Nintendo
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Your*
otp@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I was happy knowing that I am character
ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 months ago
…You used Blue’s sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I’m here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I’m all outta ass!”
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.
Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling “Pecan Fire!”
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So duke was the chief all a long!
soupbowl@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You joke but I really don’t know the name of Price of Persia. He’s the cool guy who avoids floor like it’s lava.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Well, how much does Persia cost?
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 11 months ago
thouSands of Times more than two thrones.
clearleaf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pikmin is a pretty cool character too. He’s an astronaut scientist who has a lot of respect for animals and nature.
TheBadgerKing@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Arrrgh! I hate everything about this post. Love it!
Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn’t reared it’s head in decades come crashing over me
Was that a stroke?
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah yes they forgot the super fast bird that hunts for cyborgs in a dystopian future, blade runner
404@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Even the post title. Good job I hate you
ledtasso@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Their username is also hilarious
FARTYSHARTBLAST
a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D
GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I thought that was the reference! Good to know I’m not crazy.