FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
Know you're character
Submitted 6 months ago by FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
habanhero@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.
bfg9k@lemmy.world 6 months ago
dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder
stephfinitely@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a “he” was over the line.
clearedtoland@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.
GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br 6 months ago
Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo
smeg@feddit.uk 6 months ago
He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything
FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
“No John, you are the demon.”
redcalcium@lemmy.institute 6 months ago
John Halo the Masterchef?
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Everyone knows his name is Terry Mother Moy
RaiIsNotYourGuy@programming.dev 6 months ago
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character’s name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo’s monster.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not true! It’s only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it’s above the surface, it is called Magtroid.
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ok, this hurts more than the chart lol
Belgdore@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
SerJunkan@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario seems valid.
thekerker@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
John Halo, the best master queef there ever was
lnee@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the
SpartanEdge.AuntieFreeze@lemmy.world 6 months ago
SOISOISOISOISOISOI
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
This post gave me a stroke.
merc@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I thought it was the punk band No Effects
Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.
mckean@programming.dev 6 months ago
I believe he will rip off his head and shit down his neck…
Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Shake it, baby!
Lyricism6055@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Metroid is the coolest guy ever.
anonymous_28@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
He’s the coolest robot
uranibaba@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Isn’t he a she?
Shard@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
This hurts me mentally and physically.
DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
I didn’t realize until I got to the bubble gum.
smeg@feddit.uk 6 months ago
But what if Zelda was a girl?
TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 6 months ago
What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
clearleaf@lemmy.world 6 months ago
She would marry Metroid
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Isn’t Tom Braider a famous quarterback in the NHL?
thorbot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
KNOW YOU ARE
oh I see now
sirico@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Can’t wait to play these on my Nintendo
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Your*
otp@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I was happy knowing that I am character
ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 months ago
…You used Blue’s sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“I’m here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I’m all outta ass!”
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.
Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling “Pecan Fire!”
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So duke was the chief all a long!
soupbowl@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 6 months ago
You joke but I really don’t know the name of Price of Persia. He’s the cool guy who avoids floor like it’s lava.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Well, how much does Persia cost?
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 5 months ago
thouSands of Times more than two thrones.
clearleaf@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Pikmin is a pretty cool character too. He’s an astronaut scientist who has a lot of respect for animals and nature.
TheBadgerKing@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Arrrgh! I hate everything about this post. Love it!
Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn’t reared it’s head in decades come crashing over me
Was that a stroke?
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ah yes they forgot the super fast bird that hunts for cyborgs in a dystopian future, blade runner
404@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Even the post title. Good job I hate you
ledtasso@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Their username is also hilarious
FARTYSHARTBLAST
a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D
GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I thought that was the reference! Good to know I’m not crazy.