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Modern day monarch.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club⁩ to ⁨historymemes@piefed.social⁩

https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/cb888f91-1bd5-47f5-9ece-04640d272b4a.jpeg

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, he’d look like a chud now too.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same is true for Handel, he wouldn’t look out of place down the pub watching football. That powdered wig does a lot of heavy lifting making him look contemporary to his era and class.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Frideric_Handel

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  • Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kick the bawwlllll!!!

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  • ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why would we trust AI over someone who was painting the person right in front of them?

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    • Canadian_anarchist@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Portraits were definitely “improved” by artists to make the person look thinner, paler, etc. The happier the customer, the more likely they would get work within their elite inner circle (portraits were a luxury, not common for most of history).

      They were done by skilled people with training though. Early paints were not easy to use as they were not nicely mixed in metal tubes. They had to be manually mixed pigments and binders (many containing lead and mercury).

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    • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a joke. It is not actually an AI picture, but a photo of some random guy who slightly resembles him.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Henry the 8th was hot as hell as a young, fit adult. There are libraries of vague, contemporaneous homoeroticism preserved to verify it. The pic on the right significantly decreases his attractiveness in a way that feels almost antagonistic.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wasn’t being chubby seen as an attractive trait back then because it implied wealth?

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      • Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, this is some apocryphal nonsense that became a “fun fact” spread by everyone.

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      • ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t think his most attractive period was considered to be once he became obese

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok, the picture is of him from when he’s older

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    • PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      De gustibus non disputandem est!

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    • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tbf, if I lived around someone as psychotic as Henry VII, I’d flatter him too.

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      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Apparently, Henry loved to joust.

        He probably took a lot of concussions.

        Might explain a lot.

        https://www.webmd.com/brain/ss/slideshow-concussions-brain-injuries

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    • Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True, but I’mean, people age.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Into having larger, more expressive features? It’s fairly uncommon for tiny mouthed Clint Eastwood to shift into tiny mouthed Gabriel Iglesias

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  • DeadPixel@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hasn’t aged a day!

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ran into this absolute unit in big tesco.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I suspect he would have less flesh today.

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    • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “What would Henry VIII say if he were alive today?”

      “Help help let me out it’s dark and I can’t breathe in here, help help help!”

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    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        dear lord, you did me a spook

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  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Predicts”

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  • brem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is the face of a man who hosts a cooking show based on the premise of finding a wife he can later divorce or behead.

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  • huppakee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re the same picture

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