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Tantalus do be one of those Dads tryin’ to feed they dead sons to the gods & shit.

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Large Hadron Malt Collider

Exactly.

Give the next group the same equipment they had when filming “The Original Series”, only allowing studio effects with a rare exception for graphical effects on removing wires and whatnot.

Hire Trekkies to make it.

Watch what happens. Trekkies know love. Enough of this walking on the hulls of really fast space ships with blurry stars streaking by, Magnetic boots are for punching Borg, in the rarest of extremes. Leave the action sequences to whatever is left of “Star Wars” and stick with what you do best.

I’m not saying I don’t want more Star Trek, but I have no issues with watching all of the older series (yes, even Enterprise) over and over, until something that deserves the title comes along and actually understands what the show was really about.

The actors are pretty damned good, but I’d rather them use the budget from the fancy sfx and make more episodes based on deeper stories.

Hollow, is the word.

Nuance isn’t something you earn with an /s, nor can it be assimilated by some chode named David.

Disco was mostly terrible (Hemmer was one of the best characters of all time tho) but Disco gave us SNW, which gave us hope.

SNW shit the beds a bit less, but it still stinks on the Enterprise. I love Muppets & even a musical episode could’ve been fine if the show wasn’t limited to 10 episodes a season…

It might be a while before we get another real Trek, the merger isn’t going to help.

We just need a real showrunner who doesn’t go to sleep in guilded Star Wars jammies.

If we’ve learned anything from the Hollywood elite; it’s indeed that age isn’t a problem.

Is Earl Grey from a replicator good, or should you just say “hot”?

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Very groovy & thanks for the modern day OG starfleet standard issue boot knowledge.

Severance+TOS crossover confirmed!

If you are jailbreaking/unlocking/installing bootloaders just now, you better hope the device hasn’t been updated to the most recent firmware.

I won’t say it’s too late, but in some cases it is.

Props to Homer, he knew what he was doing when he wrote that dope-ass poem. It was Epic, bruv.

Telegony was the original name, but your’s is much catchier.

Let’s also change the name of Odysseus to “Johnny Odd”!

…oh, and the ship is actually a really fast car. No oceans in the sequel. Just Johnny Odd, a couple bros & the open road.

You didn’t get the memo?

Now that people are interested in “The Odyssey” again, they are going to demand a sequel.

A singular poem containing the epic end to that epic tale (Telegony) will be re-created on a 1/1 ratio.

This will then be hidden away and turned into a movie (film? I haven’t seen the new one yet. I hear good things. I like the Armand one. Although not enough ship mast at the end ..)