brem

Props to Homer, he knew what he was doing when he wrote that dope-ass poem. It was Epic, bruv.

Telegony was the original name, but your’s is much catchier.

Let’s also change the name of Odysseus to “Johnny Odd”!

…oh, and the ship is actually a really fast car. No oceans in the sequel. Just Johnny Odd, a couple bros & the open road.

You didn’t get the memo?

Now that people are interested in “The Odyssey” again, they are going to demand a sequel.

A singular poem containing the epic end to that epic tale (Telegony) will be re-created on a 1/1 ratio.

This will then be hidden away and turned into a movie (film? I haven’t seen the new one yet. I hear good things. I like the Armand one. Although not enough ship mast at the end ..)

This is the face of a man who hosts a cooking show based on the premise of finding a wife he can later divorce or behead.