Guess this is where I’m at now

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People let the water run while they shampoo? Does that even work?

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only fifteen minutes? Speed demon

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where’s the stage where you cry in the fetal position for 20 minutes?

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Add 10 for liberally soaping your ass crack and gently gliding your hand around and across your hole and oops you pushed your finger a little inside but that’s ok the soap didn’t get in there and now your head is spinning and you’re breathing hard AND THE HOT WATER RUNS OUT

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  • SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.org ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Quit describing my showers!

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  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Small water heater tanks are the worst.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No wank? Sure, sure…

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  • Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would’ve expected they wank in the shower before they actually shower?

      Is that why everybody wants to have a waterproof phone these days?

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    • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Standing = bad
      Water = bad
      Hot water = also bad for different reasons
      Soap: stings

      Yeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I’m surprised to see so much support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.

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    • Tmiwi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      privacy

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• stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow there’s a way to prepare for it? Please share the details. I’m still on “stumble out and get blindsided by it all again.”

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• slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  it’s healthy to have routines

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  After the existential crisis, jerk off: 1:30.

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• LoonyLenny@lemdro.id ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Exit the warrior
  Today’s Tom Sawyer

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