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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But the other question remains: am I bad enough?

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • lostme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lemmy Shitpost-36626260

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s just President Ronnie. They can keep him!

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      • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m wearing sweat pants, I can shuffle slowly to save him. But only if I get invited to the White House for a cheeseburger after I kill 9,000 ninjas.

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    • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re not

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    • callyral@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      GIF of The Once-ler from The Lorax captioned “How ba-a-a-ad can I be?”

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Michael Jackson remains dead but is brought up in the chat

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      • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Place crotch here for real Michael Jackson dance experience!

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      At sex? Yes.

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      • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Spying on other people during intimacy moments is considered a bad attitude. 🙃

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I needed this daily dose of demotivation today.

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    • zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      fr, probably saved me from going manic

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      • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        😘

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  • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t have to wonder, I know I’m not!

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen Haystack Rock many times. So I’ve got that goin for me, which is nice.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Where is Haystack Rock?

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      • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just off shore of Cannon Beach, Oregon. A bike ride away from the Goondocks

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      • Mnem667@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cannon Beach, OR

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought I was good enough to go out and rent Chronicles of Riddick but I ended up with Chronicles of Red Dick, some movie about dog breeders having to jerk off dogs for sperm. I can’t do anything right.

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But what if you find One-Eyed Willie’s treasure while you’re there?

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      holds up doubloon

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  • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bit harsh. You OK, OP?

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    • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its humor. Are you ok?

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      • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Good to know you’re okay!

        I’m alright. Definitely on the edge of depression, though, thanks for asking. Probably makes me see things more seriously than otherwise.

        Which could explain me answering your possibly rhetorical question in a shitpost thread. 🤔

        It’s a tough time for a news junkie with an unstable mood. Trying to stop reading it, which is easier said than done. Focusing on shitposts instead of news has been helping. So do not stop! 😄

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just glad you’re not asking if it or I’m AI

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That watermark removal attempt…

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have no idea what you’re talking about

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      • demlet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Disappointing.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t be silly, nobody would try to remove water marks from a beach.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Im better and always have been. :)

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  • Zagam@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Adopted wuss? I’m no adopted wuss. I’ll kill you Brand.

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  • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same picture, new caption:

    If you ever wonder…

    Stop, you’re not even qualified to wonder

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  • dastechniker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    hell of a post to see on the same day i nearly worried my friends into a wellness check

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  • Smaile@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Iv never wondered, I know I’m not a saint and striving for that will only earn you a life of misery, sometimes you need to be an asshole.

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