wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  And like most German things, they’re saying it in the most terrifying way possible.

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I disagree, because them still searching at least means they haven’t found you yet.

    Wir haben dich gefunden 👁️👁️

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• SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Oh, this must be so funny when you are monolingual and have no idea how to pronounce German

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• Knossos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  What gets me is the potatoes that are advertised as extra big…

  “Extra dick!”

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Behold: Metten’s “Dicke Sauerländer Bockwurst” (Thick Sauerländer Sausage - Sauerländer is an ambiguous term that means to say the sausage is from the “Sauerland” region, but a person from that region would be referred to as a Sauerländer as well) Image

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t it closer to “we are looking for you”?

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  • realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you take it literally, yes, but it is usually used in a hiring context.

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    • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thanks. I wasted a year on Duolingo and got very little idioms, just some supposedly common sayings like das is schnee von gestern, oder es kostet nur einen apfel und ein ei.

      Honestly, ich_iel has done more for my understanding than Duolingo did, but it is still almost nil.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    suchen = to search/look for

    and ch doesn’t make a k sound, not even close.

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    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Aaah, thanks, I had a hard time to figure out what is supposed to be funny here.

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    • nightlily@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless you’re a Berliner, but then you have to wonder why your baked goods are talking, and why they insist on being called Pfannkuchen instead.

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    • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m fairly certain the German ch sound doesn’t exist in English

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well it is close, though. A velar fricative versus a velar plosive. Both unvoiced.

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      and ch doesn’t make a k sound, not even close.

      Go back to school.

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• glorkon@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Must be a case of this superior sense of humor that we Germans famously do not possess.

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  • Qwel@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “ch” is sometimes pronounced “k” in some languages, including english

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    • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Happens often in English even if it isn’t the default. Chasm and school for example.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      people just really really want to see dicks everywhere

      For that all you need to do is to turn on any TV news.

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Enjoy

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • inari@piefed.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Delicious warm cock? Sign me up!

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I never knew the Germans were so open about fellation.

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  • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re not, but it’s the wurst kept secret in all of Europe

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I should have known Germans are all about sausage.

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We’re sucking dick?

  Aah no its german, sorry.

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are you confusing H with K?

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  • zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    are you fun at parties?

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes. Your point is?

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