I know an average dick joke but it’s mean
Straight up spiritual
Submitted 2 months ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Mourning wood.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Signtist@bookwyr.me 2 months ago
I keep people guessing. Need something big and heavy? Try my dick! Need something short and thin? Try my dick! They both make my wife roll her eyes, so I might as well use them.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
They both make my wife roll her eyes
Like my dick!
cageythree@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Yea exactly. Both variants are funny in their own way. And I don’t think anybody thinks that someone who’s doing a big/small dick joke is seriously referring to their actual size.
melfie@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Classic pick-up line: my pecker length is 3 standard deviations from the mean. Wanna find out which direction?
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
How do you like girls who make dick jokes about themselves? 👀
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I prefer ladies who’ve won a dick measuring contest
errer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ohhh lordy here come the ectoplasm!
RipLemmDotEE@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Beverly Crusher has entered chat.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Can’t really joke about something that’s hard to see
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Mystic Dicky, is that you?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
I see dead dicks.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Real Gs do both
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To keep ther expectations low, everything bigger than an inch is big.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
!cropbot
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hakase@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Thank you. I don’t need the modern equivalent of laugh tracks to tell me whether or not to laugh at a social media post.
zeejoo@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
But then how are you supposed to know when to laugh?!?! ^^^/s^^^
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Goes in the same category as the ones with the ‘I’m crying with laughter’ emoji.
It reminds me of one of my cognitively heavily throttled ex colleagues who, when she told you a rather old joke that was even mid when it was new, she would grab you by the shoulders, shake them and keep laughing forcibly to get you to laugh, because why are you not laughing, this is funny, you should laugh.
Alberat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i do for this post… what does it mean?
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 months ago
thank you, no one cares about who did what with tea unless it was coming out of ghost dick.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I read this and just spit the ghost dick out of my mouth.
athatet@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I was literally just about to do this to the original. Thank you for saving me the time :D