Straight up spiritual

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  !cropbot

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  • hakase@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you. I don’t need the modern equivalent of laugh tracks to tell me whether or not to laugh at a social media post.

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    • zeejoo@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But then how are you supposed to know when to laugh?!?! ^^^/s^^^

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Goes in the same category as the ones with the ‘I’m crying with laughter’ emoji.

      It reminds me of one of my cognitively heavily throttled ex colleagues who, when she told you a rather old joke that was even mid when it was new, she would grab you by the shoulders, shake them and keep laughing forcibly to get you to laugh, because why are you not laughing, this is funny, you should laugh.

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    • Alberat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i do for this post… what does it mean?

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    thank you, no one cares about who did what with tea unless it was coming out of ghost dick.

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    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I read this and just spit the ghost dick out of my mouth.

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  • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was literally just about to do this to the original. Thank you for saving me the time :D

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know an average dick joke but it’s mean

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  • foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Slow clap. Nice.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mourning wood.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got a medium dick. Bitches be writing articles on it.

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• Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I keep people guessing. Need something big and heavy? Try my dick! Need something short and thin? Try my dick! They both make my wife roll her eyes, so I might as well use them.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They both make my wife roll her eyes

    Like my dick!

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  • cageythree@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yea exactly. Both variants are funny in their own way. And I don’t think anybody thinks that someone who’s doing a big/small dick joke is seriously referring to their actual size.

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• melfie@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Classic pick-up line: my pecker length is 3 standard deviations from the mean. Wanna find out which direction?

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• TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How do you like girls who make dick jokes about themselves? 👀

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I prefer ladies who’ve won a dick measuring contest

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• errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ohhh lordy here come the ectoplasm!

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• RipLemmDotEE@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Beverly Crusher has entered chat.

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• REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t really joke about something that’s hard to see

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mystic Dicky, is that you?

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I see dead dicks.

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Real Gs do both

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To keep ther expectations low, everything bigger than an inch is big.

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