Straight up spiritual

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• melfie@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Classic pick-up line: my pecker length is 3 standard deviations from the mean. Wanna find out which direction?

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  !cropbot

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  • hakase@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you. I don’t need the modern equivalent of laugh tracks to tell me whether or not to laugh at a social media post.

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    • Alberat@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      i do for this post… what does it mean?

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    • zeejoo@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      But then how are you supposed to know when to laugh?!?! ^^^/s^^^

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    thank you, no one cares about who did what with tea unless it was coming out of ghost dick.

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    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I read this and just spit the ghost dick out of my mouth.

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know an average dick joke but it’s mean

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I see dead dicks.

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• Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I keep people guessing. Need something big and heavy? Try my dick! Need something short and thin? Try my dick! They both make my wife roll her eyes, so I might as well use them.

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  • cageythree@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yea exactly. Both variants are funny in their own way. And I don’t think anybody thinks that someone who’s doing a big/small dick joke is seriously referring to their actual size.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They both make my wife roll her eyes

    Like my dick!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mourning wood.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got a medium dick. Bitches be writing articles on it.

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• RipLemmDotEE@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beverly Crusher has entered chat.

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• errer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ohhh lordy here come the ectoplasm!

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• TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How do you like girls who make dick jokes about themselves? 👀

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer ladies who’ve won a dick measuring contest

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mystic Dicky, is that you?

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• REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can’t really joke about something that’s hard to see

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Real Gs do both

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