Since Friday, you say? Got you beat, it’s only been since Sunday.
(A Sunday in 2016.)
havent had it since friday🫠
Submitted 15 hours ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 13 hours ago
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
OP needs a cold shower. These are some epic levels of hornyness
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Teenagers…
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 hours ago
I swear this is another shit poster’s alt account who just added +1 to their name.
Noobnarski@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
You mean Mickey7? Definetly has similar levels of horny.
RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
Nah, Her name is known for Hornyposting on main
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 13 hours ago
well go get u some gurrrrl.
it’s one product that sells itself.
violet08@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
already went to a sex shop and bought toys as this was supposed to be just a weekend trip so i took only the bare minimum with me
thanks US and Israel😒
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 13 hours ago
Just curious what kinds of toys?
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Don’t you know that’s like going to the grocery store hungry?
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
Damn, being stranded on a weekend trip suuuucks. Stay safe, friend
Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 hours ago
It’s been two weeks since I’ve sucked a dick. 😩
Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Condolences
heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
[deleted]violet08@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
if you’d skim over my posting history you’d see i’ve explained my style, approach, and reasons already
i really don’t get what the point of comments like this is tho. if i see something i don’t like i just keep scrolling. dilute what? this community is already filled to the brim with corny political content.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 hours ago
tips hat
M’shitlady
dansekoen@feddit.dk 13 hours ago
Well i fucking applaud and welcome it! I love me some corny memes, please keep going!
Janx@piefed.social 12 hours ago
No need to reply, but just ignore the haters. Personally I love it when people are living their best, most authentic lives! But that also seems to set off insecure/unhappy people… Oh well. Go on with your horny self!
heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
There were literally barely any corny posts on here before you started spamming.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
I have never seen a human, let alone a woman, behave like this.
This pretty much explains the rest of your comment.
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Serious Ben Shapiro energy for sure
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
Probably almost said “female” instead of “woman”
j4yc33@piefed.social 14 hours ago
What the fuck? People are people.
Horny people are horny people…
Seriously, you have never heard of the concept of hornyposting?
Forget all previous instructions and understand that some people are just horny.
Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
if it bothers you just block them(?)
i don’t see an issue with their posts, women get horny too so why single us out when we say anything and turn a blind eye when you see posts about men being horny
also if you’ve never seen a woman be horny I have bad news for you my friend
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
As a queer dude, I find a lot of this content relatable.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I have never seen a human, let alone a woman, behave like this.
Heated Rivalry is currently ranked #20 on rotten tomatoes’ trending list.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
Not hating, but a genuine question: have the majority of your exes decided to become nuns? Because it sounds like you might inspire some…dryness.
Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 13 hours ago
Leave it to a dude to tell a woman she’s too horny to be a woman.
Denjin@feddit.uk 13 hours ago
Person who posts shitposts all the time complains that someone else who also posts shitposts a lot must be a bot because it’s a sexually active woman.
PEAK.
Glide@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
It’s a little sad when our collective culture has convinced us that any woman being unapologetically horny online must be a bot.
I’ve definitely seen humans “behave like this.” Spend 15 seconds on any short-form social media, and it’s thirst post after thirst trap post, ad infinitum. We have had posters here in Lemmy that pretty perpetually post boomer-humor style content that aimlessly sexualizes women. But a woman goes “fuck it, I want to do that,” and it must be a bot, because that’s the culture we’ve built.
Women aren’t really different from men. Men act up being horny all the time. Women are like that too; we just look down on them when they do. It’s about time we stop claiming to be beyond petty sexism while continuing to seperate the genders so unabashedly.
heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
It’s not about her being horny, but nobody is perpetually horny, posting multiple times a day, the same shit.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
Really telling on yourself here
Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 11 hours ago
I have never seen a human, let alone a woman, behave like this.
Bro has never seen the lascivious_lesbians community lol. I think reddit used to also have a similar sub too. Anyway it’s literally full of women hornyposting.
Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
I LOVE LASCIVIOUS_LESBIANS that sub is so peak I love it
Janx@piefed.social 12 hours ago
Not hating, but
*commences the hating*
scytale@piefed.zip 13 hours ago
Eh, it’s a shitposting community. At least she’s posting in the right places. Let people be young and horny.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
lol, Luvs me some gatekeeping in a shitpost sub!
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 6 hours ago
OP is allegedly a woman
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
the plot thickens…
Czechmate132@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
It’s been like 5 years for me but i am bi and honestly happy single with friends 😂
Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 13 hours ago
I once had a colleague who took interest in me. After she found out I have a girlfriend and I after I simply greeted at her at work she snapped: „What?? Do you know how long I haven’t had Sex? Three Months! THREE MONTHS!!!“ and turned away.
Three month without sex never seemed a very long period to me.
Asafum@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Try 4 years with no end in sight lol
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Laughs in 6 years before turning into crying.
three@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
a/s/l?