Don’t Get Married!
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
DragonAce@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s no God.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Get over it
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“There is nothing.”
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Not worth it.
captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Buy AMD stocks.
Would have been rich!
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Annual psychiatric screening 👍
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t get better.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
fuck social rules
notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Leave him now.
DeadMartyr@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
“Don’t Date Any” personally, girlfriends are expensive and I have put a lot of effort and time in pretty toxic ones that rebounded immediately after to the nearest guy. Obviously wouldnt be single forever but I def should’ve had higher standards.
Aside from that, prob a way to tell me what to invest in. Maybe to short the market right before covid (2020, Put Stocks),
I don’t think I could convey when to sell crypto/bitcoin in just 3 words and it would be a disaster
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Lol at all these incorrect answers. “Kill 'em all” is the only sensible response.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Barium Pupitar Kupfer
Cellari@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m you…!
To my presumption this is 3 words, and the 18 year old me is not going to believe any sudden random 3 words said.
redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
It’ll be ok
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are contractions allowed? That opens up possibilities
redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
If not, then…
Do not worry
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Ken M… fucking legend.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If this were to happen, all of you are going to completely destroy Bitcoin. Haha!
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Skip college, gormless.
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Gey anxiety medicine
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Buy castle vania
(I got 8 eyes as a kid, which is great, buttt)
Efflixi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
18 was a long ass time ago for me. It would have been the late 90’s. The world was so much different that I don’t think anything I could say in 3 words would make any sense to my 18 year old self. I didn’t have any money at 18 so something like “buy apple stock” wouldn’t have worked.
Even taking the big assumption that I believed what I was telling my 18 year old self I can’t actually come up with anything that makes sense in context. 3 words just isn’t enough to convey anything useful given the time difference and everything else!
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Write down deadlines!
Cekan14@lemmy.org 2 weeks ago
You’ll win this
another_being@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
It’s all bullshit.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Wise up, dickhead!”
PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Compound interest
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I don’t have much that my clueless 18 year old self could use. “Brother has Aspergers”, maybe to shortsell a company stock at a certain date, or tge government employment program link, which would be a bad idea (I would speedrun losing a job and confidence).
So the first one (no money for stocks, parents that won’t listen).
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You got this. Or, Believe in yourself.
tangonov@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Put off college