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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨kali_fornication@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • tangonov@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Put off college

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  • DragonAce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t Get Married!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s no God.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get over it

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “There is nothing.”

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  • sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not worth it.

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  • captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Buy AMD stocks.

    Would have been rich!

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Annual psychiatric screening 👍

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  • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Doesn’t get better.

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    fuck social rules

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  • notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Leave him now.

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  • DeadMartyr@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Don’t Date Any” personally, girlfriends are expensive and I have put a lot of effort and time in pretty toxic ones that rebounded immediately after to the nearest guy. Obviously wouldnt be single forever but I def should’ve had higher standards.

    Aside from that, prob a way to tell me what to invest in. Maybe to short the market right before covid (2020, Put Stocks),

    I don’t think I could convey when to sell crypto/bitcoin in just 3 words and it would be a disaster

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol at all these incorrect answers. “Kill 'em all” is the only sensible response.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Barium Pupitar Kupfer

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  • Cellari@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m you…!

    To my presumption this is 3 words, and the 18 year old me is not going to believe any sudden random 3 words said.

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  • redwattlebird@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’ll be ok

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are contractions allowed? That opens up possibilities

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      • redwattlebird@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If not, then…

        Do not worry

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  • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ken M… fucking legend.

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    • osanna@lemmy.vg ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      that’s 4 words

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      • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        how are you

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  • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If this were to happen, all of you are going to completely destroy Bitcoin. Haha!

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Skip college, gormless.

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  • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gey anxiety medicine

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Buy castle vania

    (I got 8 eyes as a kid, which is great, buttt)

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  • Efflixi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    18 was a long ass time ago for me. It would have been the late 90’s. The world was so much different that I don’t think anything I could say in 3 words would make any sense to my 18 year old self. I didn’t have any money at 18 so something like “buy apple stock” wouldn’t have worked.

    Even taking the big assumption that I believed what I was telling my 18 year old self I can’t actually come up with anything that makes sense in context. 3 words just isn’t enough to convey anything useful given the time difference and everything else!

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  • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Write down deadlines!

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  • Cekan14@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ll win this

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  • another_being@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s all bullshit.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Wise up, dickhead!”

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  • PurpleClouds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Compound interest

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t have much that my clueless 18 year old self could use. “Brother has Aspergers”, maybe to shortsell a company stock at a certain date, or tge government employment program link, which would be a bad idea (I would speedrun losing a job and confidence).

    So the first one (no money for stocks, parents that won’t listen).

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  • baltakatei@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Great Simoleon Caper

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  • LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You got this. Or, Believe in yourself.

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