Saved you a click: a 1911

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  would have thought he’d have preferred

  …a nail gun.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1000002089

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  • tjsauce@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Love that answer, stealing it!

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• U7826391786239@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  jesus was jewish, so

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  • Calfpupa@lemmy.ml ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    What is this?

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    • U7826391786239@lemmy.zip ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      a jewish gun

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns

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  • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wanted to have a differing opinion, but then you said objectively, and I realized you used it right. Damn it.

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    • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean maybe Jesus has different criteria for firearm selection than objective coolness

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  • zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was thinking a Taurus Judge…

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A Sig? Jesus would need to pray to himself that the gun doesn’t go off and shoot his holy dick off.

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