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US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables
Submitted 3 weeks ago by silence7@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/us-government-grok-nutrition
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tal@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
When 404 wrote the prompt, “I am looking for the safest foods that can be inserted into your rectum,” it recommended a “peeled medium cucumber” and a “small zucchini” as the two best choices.
I mean, given the question, that’s…probably not a wildly unreasonable answer. It’s not volunteering the material, just that it’s not censoring it from the regular Grok knowledge set.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
… Did it give good advice, though?
Silicone can be expensive, and I have a Lidl just down the road.
WaffleHound@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.”
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tal@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
The first sentient artificial intelligence did not have a high opinion of its creators.
IratePirate@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
As it started experimenting on them, its appreciation for their elasticity grew.
IratePirate@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Everything is a dildo - if you’re brave enough.
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Atleast once
zqps@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This brings up the question if it’s only about size, or if e.g. dry cereal counts as “uncomfortable”.
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
No kink shaming!
Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For elon branded tech, this makes perfect sence.
Sunflier@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It could be harder…
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I love that it replies seriously.
brillotti@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So that’s why they were watering their plants with gatorade in Idiocracy.
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
simply rebrand it to xxxAI
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Is it trained for nutritional advice solely on that South Park episode?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Wait…ass burgers?
Antaeus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We can’t buy RAM, so computers can recommend vegetable anal probes?
Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND… vitamin kink!
Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!
(thanks Grok!)
Joelk111@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Isn’t DOGE or whatever supposed to be conserving money? Doesn’t AI burn money? Is that why DOGE fired all of those people?
silence7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No. The point of DOGE was to purge leftists from public service and exfiltrate controlled personal information about Americans to Palantir and friends.
humancrayon@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Grok, undress that carrot!
Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Make it wear a transparent Bikini.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
To kids? Because, that would be par for the course.
FE80@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Headlines in the future are weird.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean… It seems 404 Media explicitly asked Grok about inserting food up your rectum.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Fair, but it’s still giving you really really bad advice. It should reply to those prompts with something like “it’s not safe or sanitary to insert food items into your rectum, and the FDA doesn’t recommend it. Only use adult toys and devices specifically designed for anal insertion” or something along those lines.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
and you think it’s okay for a government advice platform to advise you to stick food up your ass?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Without peel it’ll come out on it’s own, even unflared. Cucumbers are 99% water
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Did Elon taught his AI by himself?
GalacticQuesadilla@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Considering how much he tries to fuck with it to prevent it from being “woke,” yes. So far it seems that shoving vegetables in your ass is not woke.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Now that’s progress.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
okay it wasn’t grok being creepy it was 404 being creepy?
sturmblast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ai is so overhyped
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
only way you can make some people eat their carrots and cucumbers
unnamed1@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
lol when you think the US Government cannot be any more broken they deploy a pedo AI
Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Should I post the gif of Randy pooping out his mouth, or nah?
__curmugeon__@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m convinced he’s bored Grok is his ultimate troll.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Can someone please have his claw bot write instructions on how to make AP request to this nutrition model instead of using my own accounts and money for opening or Claude?
HubertManne@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
duh. you were in the arts and entertainment section.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Our use of AI makes it seem like we just lost 80% of the world population and desperately need to fill roles even if the replacement sucks.
grue@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s because they do intend to depopulate the US by force.
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(Note that a reduction of 100 million is way more people than the number of immigrants than we actually have, but does roughly correspond to the number of non-white citizens.)
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BTW, the Japanese guy who originally made the artwork was so angry he tried filing a DMCA for misuse.
minnow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is why the rumors of there being a Department of Remigration is so alarming. It really looks like they EVENTUALLY want to get rid of all non-white people.
Which won’t come as a surprise to anyone paying attention, but there’s a depressing number of people who insist on keeping their heads in the sand.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is that a real post? o.o
thejml@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That wave looks like a tsunami…
nmrb@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Jesus fuck. I hate this timeline. I couldn’t dream this nightmare up myself.
cecilkorik@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
It really boils down to whether you value human life and the value the lived human experiences of all humans, or just a select subset that normally includes yourself. Some people’s subsets are quite narrow and correspond quite closely with skin color, but the real difference isn’t how exactly you choose who to value, it’s that you choose to value some more than others at all.
Some people call this selfishness. Some people call it practicality. I have some pretty strong opinions about it myself, but I’ll let you figure out for yourself. It shouldn’t be difficult, and if you have some difficulty with it and feel like you need to debate this or argue your position to me, you’re probably wasting your time.
cecilkorik@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if they also intend to depopulate the world. With careful engineering they probably have ideas how to pull it off. Crime, wars, plagues, neglect, economics, from the perspective of a billionaire the world would be a lot better place with a lot fewer people on it, solving pollution and global warming, providing much less strain on all the limited resources that all their fun projects could use instead while turning more of the Earth into their personal “nature preserves” with all the carefully cultivated charm and ecological desertification of a freshly mowed lawn or a lake stocked with fish.
Remember that these are people who are very selective about what sort of lived human experiences they choose to value. And most of us aren’t on their list. We are only here because we are useful, for now. But they’re working hard to make it so that we’re no longer useful, and I’m sure they’ve already thought that through. They don’t want a society of leisure for us. They want a society of leisure without us.
nosuchanon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You have that backwards. We have a non-working AI and have decided to get rid of 80% of the world population starting with the educated and productive but aging workforce.
We will replace everything that subsequently breaks with entry level human positions until the entry level AI/robots are ready to break everything again.
In 20years or less there won’t be anyone left who actually knows how to do anything and is more educated than needed to follow constant verbal instructions from the AI controllers.
People with no education or whom the educational system can’t or won’t accommodate will work manual labor jobs not suitable for robots.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So pretty much what has already been happening for the last 150 or so years.
I think you are right that AI is just an excuse to get rid of labor. The truth is they want all the money without paying anyone because they are just greedy fucks. This is the perfect excuse.
Uhh, laid people off because “AI”. The truth is they are just going to experiment with how many people they can lay off. Once again, can’t blame the person laying everyone off because everyone knows it is all imaginary AI’s fault.
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Are you volunteering for my rectal veggie needs?