The ultimate "flex"

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• vogi@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  fixed their business card. Image

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I see you’ve met my sister-in-law

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • spacesatan@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Saguaro don’t even grow in texas.

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve seen it here in Texas. San Antonio, even! It was at the old Natural History museum. At a diorama. In front of which, the tour guide asked us, “what do you see here that shouldn’t be here, if everything was accurate? That’s right! Saguaro doesn’t grow in Texas!”

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  • knacht1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bird bath?

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Texan Bidet

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s Colorado shaped.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Looks around my apartment

    Those motherfuckers…

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I never met someone with an ohio shaped frying pan

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    just run over your colorado shaped frying pan with your car

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• Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like to imagine that Americans from the random states in the middle with perfectly rectangular shapes do the same thing, but since it’s just rectangles, no one realises it.

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• negativenull@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Colorado: amateurs

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    every room in my house is Colorado shaped

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Texas: Fucking Florida!

  Florida: Fucking Texas!

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that’s how you make baby Alabamas

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• Chronographs@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Makes me think of hank hill’s texas-shaped wall clock

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• tensorpudding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Took the dogs to the vet the other day to get their shots, and the friggin rabies tags were Texas-shaped. Ugly!

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• JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Patrick, you’re sweating.

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  • Stache_@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      people would laugh if we could see the gif.

      upload it to catbox.moe

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Texas makes Florida look like North Carolina (the best state)

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah, fuck that shit. Texas politics suck hard, but not like Florida suck. The Texas Legislature is out of their minds, but they still follow rules of procedure. Florida’s government is fucking gone

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yeah lets not act like Roberts Rules of Order is what’s insane here

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Florida and North Carolina BBQ are on par with one another

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Florida has BBQ? I’ve been there a bunch and have never heard of it

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    • hesh@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Florida ain’t got shit on NC barbecue

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe in general, but Eastern-Carolina style is the superlative barbecue form.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Im scared Florida and Texas will team up

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