Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.
A Statement From The White House
Submitted 19 hours ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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fitjazz@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
he did. who do you think had to lick orange leaders ass clean?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
He’s on POTUS change duty this week.
ikidd@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
“Hey, Pam. Pam… You have a little bit of shit on your face. Yah, right there on the tip of your nose. There you go.”
D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
“diarrhoea, again?! FFS, stop slamming down all those big Mac’s. CHRIST!”
laranis@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Always.
Armand1@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Wtf is “depends” here?
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
It’s a popular brand of adult diapers
Armand1@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Ah, now the joke makes sense. Thanks.
Wasn’t sure if it was some sort of typo.
Exbando@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
It’s a brand of adult diapers
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 13 hours ago
BTW, this is one of those Mandela Effect things. The actual brand name is singular: Depend®
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
I think it is more like the unrelated, and annoying, phenomenon where people inexplicably add an ‘s’ to brand names. I swear if I hear my in-laws tell me about their stuff from “Aldis” one more time I’ll lose it.
Grimy@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Trump needs more than one. If I refer to multiple go-pros, I add an S as well. I don’t think our boy Nelson has anything to do with this one.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Or else what? Lol
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
The p is actually for paedo.
Paedo Of The Uber Shits.YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
You shouldn’t capitalize “of, the, and, & a”. Just as an fyi
altphoto@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
Now now "everybody poops, remember?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Yea, force the bastard to pay full price!
kreskin@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Oh, I’m sure the US taxpayer is somehow footing the bills for those. We always pay full price on anything relating to trump.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 18 hours ago
She for one likes the smell
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Or else what?
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 16 hours ago
gotta be pampers.
lil hands donny is totes not that old~
blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Reverse psychology, brokey can’t afford them anywhere and is “owning the libs” by getting them to send him freebies.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Trumps method is to use his platform to yell to the world that “Depends” causes autism and gives you cancer. Stock tanks and then Trump buys up most stock and BOOM! he has his own warehouse full of “Depends”. That’s why the Whitehouse doan kneed your steenkink coupons! /s
laranis@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Art of the Deal™ mother fuckers!
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
The century of leaded gasoline, high carbon fensity in air, and microplastics in every measurable quantity of water has nothing to do with it.
hector@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
You do realize we are exposed to way more and worse chemicals than they were in previous generations? I don’t know what world you think you are living in, that after they phased out lead they didn’t allow more and worse ones in with little to no protections, based on industry funded research that starts backwards from it’s safe to design studies.
It’s way worse now than you realize.