Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.
A Statement From The White House
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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fitjazz@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
He’s on POTUS change duty this week.
ikidd@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Hey, Pam. Pam… You have a little bit of shit on your face. Yah, right there on the tip of your nose. There you go.”
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“diarrhoea, again?! FFS, stop slamming down all those big Mac’s. CHRIST!”
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he can decide how he feels about it.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I didn’t look at your post until I had commented. Its clear something is up his ass.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
He always looks like someone has a gun in his back at these things.
This guy has obvious Imposter Syndrome, and is desperately afraid everybody will notice that he’s astonishingly incapable of his job. At least Dan Bongino recognized that he was in way over his head, and bailed before he did anything too historically terrible that his grandchildren will be ashamed of.
All the rest are going to be despised and denied by their descendants.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I never knew who Dan Bongino was until this amazing song.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
he did. who do you think had to lick orange leaders ass clean?
laranis@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Always.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He always looks like he has a surprise dildo in his ass.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Trumps method is to use his platform to yell to the world that “Depends” causes autism and gives you cancer. Stock tanks and then Trump buys up most stock and BOOM! he has his own warehouse full of “Depends”. That’s why the Whitehouse doan kneed your steenkink coupons! /s
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The century of leaded gasoline, high carbon fensity in air, and microplastics in every measurable quantity of water has nothing to do with it.
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You do realize we are exposed to way more and worse chemicals than they were in previous generations? I don’t know what world you think you are living in, that after they phased out lead they didn’t allow more and worse ones in with little to no protections, based on industry funded research that starts backwards from it’s safe to design studies.
It’s way worse now than you realize.
laranis@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Art of the Deal™ mother fuckers!
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
She for one likes the smell
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The p is actually for paedo.
Paedo Of The Uber Shits.YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You shouldn’t capitalize “of, the, and, & a”. Just as an fyi
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Now now "everybody poops, remember?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or else what? Lol
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yea, force the bastard to pay full price!
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh, I’m sure the US taxpayer is somehow footing the bills for those. We always pay full price on anything relating to trump.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is one of those where I have no idea if it really happened or not.
redlemace@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s satire, but saying it’s gonna happen now for real is a safe bet. (the coupons, not his pet asking to stop it)
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Or else what?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
gotta be pampers.
lil hands donny is totes not that old~
blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Reverse psychology, brokey can’t afford them anywhere and is “owning the libs” by getting them to send him freebies.
Armand1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wtf is “depends” here?
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a popular brand of adult diapers
Armand1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah, now the joke makes sense. Thanks.
Wasn’t sure if it was some sort of typo.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
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Exbando@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a brand of adult diapers
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
BTW, this is one of those Mandela Effect things. The actual brand name is singular: Depend®
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trump needs more than one. If I refer to multiple go-pros, I add an S as well. I don’t think our boy Nelson has anything to do with this one.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I think it is more like the unrelated, and annoying, phenomenon where people inexplicably add an ‘s’ to brand names. I swear if I hear my in-laws tell me about their stuff from “Aldis” one more time I’ll lose it.
redlemace@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Americans are more used to using brands rather than product names.
An European would just ask for ibruprofen and swallow whatever brand they throw on the counter, where an american would ask for Advil ( and from what I heard they often think anything else not to have the same effect. )
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Very true. My mother in law calls it motrin. If I ask if she wants ibruprofen for a back pain, she says “no, but do you have any motrim”. It’s been like 20 years, she still can’t get it in her head that they are the same thing. Even advil is different in her mind.