Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.
A Statement From The White House
Submitted 2 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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fitjazz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
He’s on POTUS change duty this week.
ikidd@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Hey, Pam. Pam… You have a little bit of shit on your face. Yah, right there on the tip of your nose. There you go.”
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“diarrhoea, again?! FFS, stop slamming down all those big Mac’s. CHRIST!”
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he can decide how he feels about it.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I didn’t look at your post until I had commented. Its clear something is up his ass.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
He always looks like someone has a gun in his back at these things.
This guy has obvious Imposter Syndrome, and is desperately afraid everybody will notice that he’s astonishingly incapable of his job. At least Dan Bongino recognized that he was in way over his head, and bailed before he did anything too historically terrible that his grandchildren will be ashamed of.
All the rest are going to be despised and denied by their descendants.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I never knew who Dan Bongino was until this amazing song.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
he did. who do you think had to lick orange leaders ass clean?
laranis@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Always.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He always looks like he has a surprise dildo in his ass.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Trumps method is to use his platform to yell to the world that “Depends” causes autism and gives you cancer. Stock tanks and then Trump buys up most stock and BOOM! he has his own warehouse full of “Depends”. That’s why the Whitehouse doan kneed your steenkink coupons! /s
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The century of leaded gasoline, high carbon fensity in air, and microplastics in every measurable quantity of water has nothing to do with it.
hector@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You do realize we are exposed to way more and worse chemicals than they were in previous generations? I don’t know what world you think you are living in, that after they phased out lead they didn’t allow more and worse ones in with little to no protections, based on industry funded research that starts backwards from it’s safe to design studies.
It’s way worse now than you realize.
laranis@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Art of the Deal™ mother fuckers!
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
She for one likes the smell
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The p is actually for paedo.
Paedo Of The Uber Shits.YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You shouldn’t capitalize “of, the, and, & a”. Just as an fyi
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Now now "everybody poops, remember?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or else what? Lol
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yea, force the bastard to pay full price!
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, I’m sure the US taxpayer is somehow footing the bills for those. We always pay full price on anything relating to trump.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is one of those where I have no idea if it really happened or not.
redlemace@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s satire, but saying it’s gonna happen now for real is a safe bet. (the coupons, not his pet asking to stop it)
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Or else what?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 2 months ago
gotta be pampers.
lil hands donny is totes not that old~
blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Reverse psychology, brokey can’t afford them anywhere and is “owning the libs” by getting them to send him freebies.
Armand1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wtf is “depends” here?
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a popular brand of adult diapers
Armand1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah, now the joke makes sense. Thanks.
Wasn’t sure if it was some sort of typo.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
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Exbando@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a brand of adult diapers
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 months ago
BTW, this is one of those Mandela Effect things. The actual brand name is singular: Depend®
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Trump needs more than one. If I refer to multiple go-pros, I add an S as well. I don’t think our boy Nelson has anything to do with this one.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I think it is more like the unrelated, and annoying, phenomenon where people inexplicably add an ‘s’ to brand names. I swear if I hear my in-laws tell me about their stuff from “Aldis” one more time I’ll lose it.
redlemace@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Americans are more used to using brands rather than product names.
An European would just ask for ibruprofen and swallow whatever brand they throw on the counter, where an american would ask for Advil ( and from what I heard they often think anything else not to have the same effect. )
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Very true. My mother in law calls it motrin. If I ask if she wants ibruprofen for a back pain, she says “no, but do you have any motrim”. It’s been like 20 years, she still can’t get it in her head that they are the same thing. Even advil is different in her mind.