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A Statement From The White House

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Submitted ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trumps method is to use his platform to yell to the world that “Depends” causes autism and gives you cancer. Stock tanks and then Trump buys up most stock and BOOM! he has his own warehouse full of “Depends”. That’s why the Whitehouse doan kneed your steenkink coupons! /s

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    • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Art of the Deal™ mother fuckers!

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    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The century of leaded gasoline, high carbon fensity in air, and microplastics in every measurable quantity of water has nothing to do with it. 

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      • hector@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You do realize we are exposed to way more and worse chemicals than they were in previous generations? I don’t know what world you think you are living in, that after they phased out lead they didn’t allow more and worse ones in with little to no protections, based on industry funded research that starts backwards from it’s safe to design studies.

        It’s way worse now than you realize.

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  • fitjazz@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      he did. who do you think had to lick orange leaders ass clean?

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s on POTUS change duty this week.

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      • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Hey, Pam. Pam… You have a little bit of shit on your face. Yah, right there on the tip of your nose. There you go.”

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      • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “diarrhoea, again?! FFS, stop slamming down all those big Mac’s. CHRIST!”

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    • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Always.

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  • Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wtf is “depends” here?

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    • allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a popular brand of adult diapers

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      • Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ah, now the joke makes sense. Thanks.

        Wasn’t sure if it was some sort of typo.

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      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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    • Exbando@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a brand of adult diapers

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    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      BTW, this is one of those Mandela Effect things. The actual brand name is singular: Depend®

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      • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I think it is more like the unrelated, and annoying, phenomenon where people inexplicably add an ‘s’ to brand names. I swear if I hear my in-laws tell me about their stuff from “Aldis” one more time I’ll lose it.

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      • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Trump needs more than one. If I refer to multiple go-pros, I add an S as well. I don’t think our boy Nelson has anything to do with this one.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or else what? Lol

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
    Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The p is actually for paedo.
      Paedo Of The Uber Shits.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You shouldn’t capitalize “of, the, and, & a”. Just as an fyi

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    • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Now now "everybody poops, remember?

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yea, force the bastard to pay full price!

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    • kreskin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, I’m sure the US taxpayer is somehow footing the bills for those. We always pay full price on anything relating to trump.

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  • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She for one likes the smell

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or else what?

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  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    gotta be pampers.

    lil hands donny is totes not that old~

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  • blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reverse psychology, brokey can’t afford them anywhere and is “owning the libs” by getting them to send him freebies.

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