I'll take 20

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The FDA doesn’t know what it’ll do. We don’t either.

  So then you can’t really say it…

  Will NOT help you regrow your foreskin

  …now, can you? I’ll also take 20.

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  • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can know that it doesn’t do something without knowing what it does. For example, there’s a light switch in my house in a room with a light. I know that flipping that switch does not turn the light on… But I don’t know what it does.

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You do know I was riffing on the same kind of “logic” those overly self-assured anti-vax/homeopathic types tend to use, right?

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I had a neighbor whose house is wired in such a way that if they don’t have a certain light in the master bedroom’s closet turned on, one of the garage doors (they had a double) won’t function at all.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This was a* Friends *episode.

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It gives autism, you’re just not allowed to say that because woke.

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think it’ll actually regrow someone else’s foreskin

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just so long as the end result is Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I took them even though I’m not circumcised. Now my foreskin is an eightskin

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I would upvote this but it currently sits at 8.

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    • acme401@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ll upvote yours instead

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So that’s what the mohels do with all the foreskin! L’chaim!

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They told him to keep the tip, and, well…

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  … major Cave Johnson vibes from this one.

  Maybe you’ll get superpowers, maybe your blood will turn into gasoline. Not sure. Science!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was a fan of the TV show Oz, so while playing portal 2 all I was hearing was the disembodied voice of unhinged neo-nazi Schillnger

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• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well shit, if online quacks are allowed to push bogus supplements that supposedly remove vaccine immunity from people’s bodies, why not grow back foreskins and hymens?

  The average American has replaced science with magic. This is going to be a third world hellscape.

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Typical traditional Chinese “medicine”. May I interest you in an egg hard-boiled in the urine of a baby boy to bring you much vigor in the bedroom?

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or whatever. It does something

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They’re pills made OUT OF foreskins. They don’t do anything.

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  • zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    they also said this about the computer

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  King David would have killed entire armies for this product

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Where all this foreskins came from?

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  • zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    likely from penises

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Golf courses. It’s the skin of those who didn’t pay attention to a golfer yelling “FORE!”

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