Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!
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m3t00@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 hours ago
It’s easy to obtain, most farmers and horses will let you pose
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 day ago
Looking at the ingredients, there’s nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.
Khanzarate@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.
Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won’t hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you’re ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1 gram per liters
226.8g (8oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~1.08935g/L
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.
1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.
This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
Atlas_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Be careful to make sure that it doesn’t spoil faster in water. And that it doesn’t settle
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 day ago
That’s literally the instructions for use with automatic dispensers
LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
Judging by the ingredients list I think you’d be at risk of vitamin A poisoning.
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Your liver hates this one simple trick
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Has it got what plants crave?
turdas@suppo.fi 1 day ago
Can you believe that’s how sheep feel all the time?
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
That would explain some things, actually.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
feels baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man
Etterra@discuss.online 20 hours ago
Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it’s going to hurt the entire time.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
How does it kill you? I’d think humans could survive supplements designed for such a wide variety of animals.
PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet
Etterra@discuss.online 9 hours ago
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 1 day ago
Queue the chubbyemu intro music
painteddoggie@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Came here to comment he already made a video about exactly this but it was horse electrolytes.
Thteven@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah he has a video on this exact thing, I think it was “horse electrolytes” though. Dude got the dosage way wrong.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And once it reaches the front of that queue, cue it.
hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad
Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess
SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well, you certainly sound like an expert! 🐑
hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Thaaaat was my plan
(Okay, that’s my last one.)
Cdr_Johannsen@feddit.org 1 day ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans…
I’m out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?
I’m wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad…
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why would a sedan use mouthwash?
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Where would a sedan’s mouth even be?
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 day ago
To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.
lol_idk@piefed.social 1 day ago
I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Lifestock maxxxing
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Electro-pilled & livestock maxxxing, bovine rizzed
billbasher@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’d definitely be a blue sheep after these lol
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Well now I gotta buy me some too!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is this how you wake up the sheeple?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Etterra@discuss.online 9 hours ago
No but you might feel crampy for a while if you only eat the one. It’s a desiccant, meaning that it absorbs water.
Emptiness@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Relevant: youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI
Etterra@discuss.online 20 hours ago
He had what-horses-crave-emia.
konim@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
The guys in that are unexpectably wholesome. They’re like well, we got one thing in common. How about a beer?
hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Knew what it was before clicking. Gotta love chubbyemu
quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 19 hours ago
no shit, i saw a documentary about this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuAnL5Ra0M
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Bro I gotta watch this sometime. I think I’m going to need some chemical aid though.
quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 15 hours ago
do it, it’s seriously brilliant.
almost1337@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Babe, wake up, we got Horseade 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn’t have the nerve to pull the trigger though.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 19 hours ago
And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we’re at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.
Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.
skozzii@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I have a glass every morning with my invermectin.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?