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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve never been ashamed of or regretted licking ass.

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Found the dog. /s

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So uh, you busy later?

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I too have never been asshamed for licking ass

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you’ve never drunk 14 beers at chilis, huh

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pretty sure tongue cells regen pretty quickly, it might be shorter?

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Burn you tongue on a pizza rolls, they’ll be gone quick

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. One the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.

    There is no escape short of cutting off the tongue.

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    • syaochan@feddit.it ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tongue of Theseus

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    • Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      By that logic every cell in your body has touched a cell (that has touched a cell)^n that has touched ass

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I really shouldn’t of let go of the girl that was into doing that to me

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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• felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A vintage meme! Nice

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well now I want MC Hammer to record a song about how you can’t take back all times you licked his butthole.

  Maybe it’s a colab with Sir Mix-a-Lot.

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  • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I LIKE
    LICKED
    BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, it gets TONGUE

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Finally, a use for AI.

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  • moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sir Lix-a-Lot

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  • Triton420@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Isn’t Mc hammer dead

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    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, he’s 61

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• ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is just fucked up and it shows that people these days don’t have a functioning disgust reflex.

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  • nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Being horny hampers the disgust reflex

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’ve never eaten or had your ass eaten, you’re missing out.

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  • yum@lemmy.eco.br ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can wash your ass, you know

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  mc hammer dancing to can’t touch this

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’ve rimmed this.

    my My MY

    My bunghole felt so good

    You made me say “oh my lawd”

    Thank you for blessing me

    With unexpected taint cleanin’

    STOP

    Felchin’ time

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And this is why I don’t eat ass.

  Well that and it’s ass.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    one lick and you’ll be saying, “this tastes like shit!”

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  -Quasar

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  • potoo22@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mongo is appalled

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah but you’ll never have that pleasure again

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