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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sometimes I really fucking wish I was that dumb, like what a fucking cool and interesting little reality these people live in.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eh, they’re terrified of everything

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  • orenj@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Oh hey Lev, got any locusts?

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  • bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, sharkfucker420, I think your time has come to be the hero this world needs.

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s clearly a snake though, is your cousin snakefucker420 around?

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      • RidderSport@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Please wear protection though

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These people live in a very interesting reality.

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    • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ‘Reality’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

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  • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These people vote.
    These people drive cars on the same road as you.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And they reproduce. Boy HOWDY do they ever reproduce.

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is why we need a robust public transport system

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      • dvlsg@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        To be fair, I’m not sure I want to run into these people on the subway either.

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  • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These people have a lot of faith in the technology of the time. Not just weather machines but fukkin powerhouse freeze guns that can solidify somthing of this magnitude

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      While at the same time, completely willing to ignore actual experts and scientists who tell them they’re wrong

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Show me one scientist who denies we’re waking Leviathan?

        I’ll wait…

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    • BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yet too little faith in technology that somehow we’d have to create an entire winter storm with the technology instead of just directly freezing the target.

      If they could control it enough for that, they could undo the weather event.

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      • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They probably figure making the storm.makes it easier to hide the truth whilst freezing the target means we can all see it’s frozen corpse… Nevermind that it would float after being frozen anyhow

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  • roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    God bless the rest of the world.

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  • SmoothOperator@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is the Leviathan waking a good thing or a bad thing? It’s a biblical thing right? They seem to be critical of the secret world government’s strategy to freeze it to death with an artificial snow storm.

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    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      These guys are so far out from mainstream that you can’t really know what the hell they’re thinking. That said, Leviathan isn’t actually an end times figure. It’s a sea monster mentioned in the Old Testament in various points. The most famous passage is Psalm 74, a song of praise to God, which contains a reference to Him saying Leviathan, which appears to be a metaphor for taming the waters of the Earth

      Yet God my King is from of old, working salvation in the midst of the earth.

      You divided the sea by your might; you broke the heads of the sea monsters[d] on the waters.

      You crushed the heads of Leviathan; you gave him as food for the creatures of the wilderness.

      You split open springs and brooks; you dried up ever-flowing streams.

      Yours is the day, yours also the night; you have established the heavenly lights and the sun.

      You have fixed all the boundaries of the earth; you have made summer and winter.

      Some people believe that there is a reference to Leviathan in Revelation but it’s not direct. Anyway, these people aren’t following established Biblical lore, they’re totally brain melted from 24/7 conspiracy content on Facebook and YouTube.

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So god crushed his head, leviathan is slain already, no?

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s probably leftovers shoehorned in from when the bible had adopted stories from a wider pantheon. Leviathan might have had a much bigger role somewhere at one point. May serve as a stand in for ‘controlling the waters of the earth’ and there’s going to be a dozen biblical scholars saying Leviathan represents one of a dozen ancient countries around when it was written (maybe one of them is right, but boring).

      For the actual verses though… There is a passage in Isaiah where God will some day slay Leviathan with his pretty cool sword and this is one of the things that marks the end of maybe the end times. So, waking might be one step closer to this whole deal being over with. There’s also some passages in Job that kind of indicate that anything mankind tries to do to Leviathan isn’t going to work because only God is powerful enough to control it (So, trying to freeze it isn’t going to work).

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Also sometimes associated with the beast of the sea in revalations, which is the antichrist

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    • justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think they roll dice to figure that out. In general they’re essentially playing a D&D campaign.

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    • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If we’re going off battlefield rules, it could be fun to shoot at.

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably Roko’s Leviathan.

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think it’s supposed to eat sinners. According to the bible it will be killed by God but not by freezing it.

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  • lechekaflan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those people who slept through science class but kept awake at Sunday School.

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  • tino_408@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    lol best conspiracies are the ones you hope are no true lol

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s where South America reaches for Antarctica. Famously known for being off the coast of Virginia and warm.

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