Submitted 3 weeks ago by Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Pedophilia, rape, immorality and a general capability to do the exact opposite of the rules set by Christianity will be a requirement for any future candidates.
The more morally depraved they can be, the more likely they will be politically successful.
and will still be the candidate supported by evangelical christens.
It’s not far off that today
Thats what Im saying. 10 years ago it was all dog whistles and red meat. Now they openly court groypers and proud boys.
10 years from now it will be, “please offer daughter upto the high priest so he can purify her with his cock.”
I mean, they do openly want Christian Theocracy, so… Yeah probably.
There’s a comic where a character describes beautiful philanthropic ventures he’d begin when he becomes rich. The next panel, they’re suddenly rich. In the next, the newly minted billionaire rubs his chin in consideration. In the last panel, he says he’d like to fuck children instead.
(I’ve described it rather than posting it because I can’t think of a way to look this up without ending up on a list)
That’s the one, guess I misremembered the order of events a smidge
That comic made me laugh too damn hard.
I think I pulled something.
I imagine the algorithm that determine a you’re meet the list criteria. It would have something like
if user != class(billionaire) && user != class(politician) PedoFlag = true```
In 10 years we’ll have two pedos running and democrats will demand your vote for the second worse one.
What a weird way to deflect from our current president being a pedophile
The Democrats really suck. Our FPTP 2-party system is really some bullshit. However, it is really difficult for me to buy into the validity of the slippery slope you are describing when the people around me keep voting for the option that is #1 worst by a whole fucking lot.
And the further that #1 worst keeps surging and lapping #2 on the evil-dex, the further their psycho supporters seem to like it! We’ll see if the pedo shit can finally reverse that.
This would be a different conversation if we’d elected democrats over and over to avoid republicans and somehow still got dragged to the right. At the end of the Obama administration, for instance, there was the concern of the bait and switch.
But no. He gets impeached a couple times for betraying the US in different ways after being openly terrible for years, and dozens of millions of people still turn out to vote for him. He tries some light coup and all the daily otherwise career ending craziness, and they turn out to vote for him AGAIN in HIGHER numbers.
The fact that the democrats are the good cop capitalists to the republicans’ bad cop capitalists is definitely a problem, yes. Any of us who get to vote in the US should be keenly aware of that. And there are multiple things we can try to fix in parallel. But sometimes you have to fix things sequentially too.
The Democrats really suck. Our FPTP 2-party system is really some bullshit.
And this is the only lipservice you give to the notion that democrats’ constant and deliberate move to the right isn’t the best thing ever.
However, it is really difficult for me to buy into the validity of the slippery slope you are describing when the people around me keep voting for the option that is #1 worst by a whole fucking lot.
Republicans being evil excites their base. Democrats being evil excites only centrists. Unfortunately, that’s who runs the party so they’ll be as much like republicans as they think they can get away with.
And the further that #1 worst keeps surging and lapping #2 on the evil-dex, the further their psycho supporters seem to like it! We’ll see if the pedo shit can finally reverse that.
And when it doesn’t because it won’t, democrats will think the problem is just that they aren’t raping enough children. They either don’t understand or don’t care that they’re playing to different audiences.
This would be a different conversation if we’d elected democrats over and over to avoid republicans and somehow still got dragged to the right.
We elected biden and he was selling weapons for the genocide centrists preferred to lose to trump rather than abandon.
The fact that the democrats are the good cop capitalists to the republicans’ bad cop capitalists is definitely a problem, yes.
No, there are two bad cops. You just like that there aren’t any good ones and never want that to ever get any better.
But sometimes you have to fix things sequentially too.
And sometimes you have no one to vote for who is interested in fixing anything. Enjoy your pedo in 10 years. If it takes that long.
And it will still be the correct thing to do.
Fuck. FPTP.
Fuck anyone that takes advantage of FPTP to give the US a choice between two reprehensible pieces of shit three times running.
I feel like Trump could go on national TV and admit to raping kids and nothing would happen.
Pretty sure if the rape conviction did nothing. The transcript of what a taxi driver says they heard 30 years ago, about what they heard Trump say, won’t be the straw that breaks the camels back.
It’s going to be something unexpected that makes the plot armor pop.
I thought it was gonna be him blowing Clinton but I forgot half the party is self-hating closeted gay men with homophobia.
I sure hope so
Trump could shoot someone on the street in broad daylight and nothing would happen.
What they’d do is criminalise all forms of Queerness (and make it wide ranging, not even Asexuality will be safe) but legalise paedophilia.
paedophelia is the first step, any paraphelia will be legalized, since its almost always conservatives are into deviant kinks, including beastiality, incest,etc.
Ah, I’m somewhere on the spectrum of asexuality, where I got out of it recently. But still, I’d get labeled. Let them burn their bridges, the fools!
…And they’ll still win because some essential minority bloc will believe their promises of free beer and butter.
Either that, or the Republican party will be made ab illegal group just like the KKK.
One can only hope.
Let me put it this way: Once they have the whole world population captured, their goons will have free-range to rape THE REST OF US.
Take that in mind.
We are all slaves here, when you take into account who sabotaged social progress, and rigged the game.
10 years? We’re already there.
Imagine the queue waiting to piss on his grave when he finally dies.
AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I’m hoping in 10 years it becomes socially shameful to be a Republican and that those who are get refused business everywhere and shamed into non-existence or suicide.
But, unfortunately, with the way things are going it is likely it’ll be the inverse.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m hoping tomorrow it becomes socially shameful to be a Republican.
Better dead than red.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The only good Republican is a dead Republican
See a Republican punch a Republican
matlag@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Unfortunately, they’re more likely to convince their base that it’s ok to be a pedo if you’re chosen by God or some shit. The Great Order of Pedophiles may live on…
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
If the US invades a country (Venezuela, Panama, Denmark, and Canada are the likely ones, maybe Mexico but xenophobic Trumpists won’t want Mexicans as US citizens, and China is too powerful but Trump might not know this), Republicans will probably end up having the same reputation as Nazis.